See ya on the other side.

Ah, but they don’t know about the anti-wooden whistle wax I dipped my ribbon in!

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This ain’t 4chan. Users actually expect the barest hint of decency here.

Quick way to end up with Calvin-ball magic. “Oh, but the red ribbon disintegrates if I toot my wooden whistle, making it doubly weak to fire!”

What short sword has a handle that makes up nearly half its length?

Are you a hobbit? Cause that’s a dagger/knife.

The opening is always a bit naturally DDOS’d. It’ll smooth out.

A bad cable and entirely useless for the given scenario. Nice.

And wears out your USB plug exponentially faster.

Judge, Jury, and Sass-ecutioner

That is Ness from Smash, though. Ness from Earthbound looks very different.

So Israel gets 12 hours to fire indiscriminately?

If a caterpillar can do it, I think a magical, sapient ice cube can.

Do people associate the car with Nikola? I’ve never really conflated the two. Though the bitter irony of the modern day Edison abusing the name is not lost on me.

It can vary. I haven’t been to many movies lately, but 25 minutes of ads was pretty standard at the chain cinemas with the popular movies. Smaller theaters and/or smaller movies could be as low as 10 minutes sometimes. Just gotta keep in mind the context and plan accordingly.

What’d Uncle Fester do to be associated with such trash?

I do this at un-reserved theaters too. Just gotta be more flexible with your seating. Unless the theater’s absolutely packed and you get stuck at the very front, most of the seats are going to give you a good experience. It’s what the theater’s designed for.

This is not a new complaint. It’s been around for decades.