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Time is a metaphor, a human construct that we’ve devised to explain how the quantum entanglements affect us. It’s like how we use color as a way to describe how we sense a portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with our optical organs. Neither time nor color are “real” in the sense that you can find a physical atom of it, but still useful language to describe how we interact with the world around us.
No, we had free porn, it was just harder to find and would take fifteen minutes to load a non-potato quality file. Often, your browser would just give up before it even loaded a nipple.
Username checks out, lol
Having been there, it’s probably the same guy, lol
Sometimes you really do just gotta learn the hard way.
Sneak in a little piezo speaker for some lofi porno noises?
I’m unfamiliar with Luce, and ddg assumes I mean the catholic anime icon.
You get enough of them, and it even becomes a biblically accurate angel, not satanic in the slightest.
So that’s why I get a funny taste in my mouth after an Ambien night.
I tried, but my grandfather liked to sit in the living room recliner and doze instead of sleeping. He was such a light sleeper that he heard the faintest clink of me lifting the lid from the jar, and I was busted before I could even get a cookie.
Nobody told you not to eat poop
If you have friends who have kids, please ask them how often they’ve gotta tell their infant not to stick their poopy fingers in their mouth. I guarantee your parents had to do it with you too.
The culture wars have reached the fediverse, and it’s making me less happy to be here. I don’t want to hang out in places where people use slurs and insults, even if they’re not aimed at me. I’m seeing more casual misogyny/misandry, more casual use of the r**** slur, more perfectionist gatekeeping, more assumptions, and just less good-faith comments in general.
I’d advertise, but I’m starting to look for an alternative to lemmy.
I mean, we were already ignoring seatbelt laws, lol. If the guy’s trunk didn’t have a bunch of shit in it, we probably could have doubled the number of teenagers on a pilgrimage to McDonalds.
I submit that this is happening in a capitalistic environment, and there is a high probability that the safety mechanisms have not been maintained. Therefore, it is possible that the dead man’s switch has malfunctioned, especially if the train is hauling hazardous materials through Ohio.
Some of those that work forces
Those a rookie numbers. We got seven people in a subaru once.
Granted, one of us was in the trunk, and the other was laying on everybody’s lap in the back seat, but we did it.
My partner is a lefty, and sometimes manufacturers lie about them being hand neutral
Education is a privilege, and if you got a good one, you’re lucky.
10/10 would own again, he was the best cat ever
I had a huge cat once that was 18lbs, but he was legit the size of a smol human.
Edit: Here he is with a small, 7lb cat, for scale
I know this was a rhetorical question, but here’s a real answer anyways.
Evolution isn’t smart, and it doesn’t care if something kills you, so long as you can pass the genes on first. Boobs are for feeding babies. If more mammary tissue mean you can make more milk for your baby, you’ve got a better chance of your child surviving infancy and passing that gene on.
Also, boobs are a large percent fat, which functions as both nutritional and hydration reserves that are used during pregnancy/breastfeeding to ensure the baby survives and passes the gene on.
For better or for worse, my back pain doesn’t make me any less sexy.