Okay but Armpits Esquire has the kind of whimsy I love best.

This is why I’d make such a fantastic vampire.

I promise you my potato soup is not a sauce.

It’s a cream soup and it’s essentially weird mashed potato when cold.

You’re characterizing a whole spectrum with one terrible example.

Have you ever once pretended it isn’t? Or is this a reddit-like repeat of a movie quote from Joker to the same tune as those upthread were just complaining about?

I’m not trying to come for you, specifically Anarki, but you just accidentally provided a perfect example of the exact thing the others were complaining about.

Headbutts are also about pheremones.

My least favorite word as a first responder: “ejected.”

I just watched this with the boyfriend who had mever seen it and I laughed so hard at the stupid questions Jack was asking at the end of the movie.

I have terrible news for you. There is a whole swath of the population who do not care enough about math to ever get past step 1 (Open Excel.)

Hope everything comes out alright.

All the helmets painted with her markings…

Love this.

And I got here before the pizzacake hateclub? Will wonders never cease.

Don’t be a devil’s advocate. Devils can advocate for themselves.

I had to post three or four warnings to my friend group that said, “The following is not a cry for help, I promise I’m fine” before I posted this.

Worth it.

I hope this helps! It will keep TERFs out for sure.

I just watched a woman in emergency management give a class in a room with busted A/C while she was experiencing a menopause hot flash that had her hair soaked with sweat.

Sick to death of arguments that because women have feelings, they can’t be as or more capable. She might have sweat on every surface of her body, but that woman has ice in her veins.

I love that about black. It goes from chic and classy, to making-a-statement. You have to try and scrape it off and leave big, bare patches to really make it look less cool.

Wow. Just admitting your tokenism like that?

Jesus.

I get what you’re going for but this kind of discourse is part of the problem.

Any time someone says “I’m having a problem because x!” Someone shows up to say, “OTHER people have that problem!” This is not helpful. Adding especially women at the end didn’t negate the whataboutism you started with. No disrespect just… exhausting.

I love sex and 9 inches is too much. Sorry bros. You pull out 9 inches on me and I’m gonna hafta pass.

This was my instinct with that submarine fiasco. Calls a man he’s never seen or talked to a pedophile? First thing? Gotta be a reason that word was in his mind.