I’m sorry for being late whip you want me too I can come home after you want me too but they should have just come in a little while I’m in a good place but I’m going back in a little while.

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I find this image to be unrealistic. They’d be vigorously masturbating to this, not laughing.

Surely there is some federal bureau meant to protect American consumers from things like this?

Yeah! Especially since Stilt Man exists.

Tomorrow’s October?!?!

The guy who got mad that the green M&M was losing her sexy boots, and likened Trump becoming president again to daddy being home and giving out spankings is being weird about sex? I would never have guessed.

Bunch of snowflakes wanting their safe space

Non-conservatives give a shit about cracker barrel?

I guess you haven’t heard that grok gave itself the nickname “mechahitler.”

Well only 8% of the population lives outside California, Texas, and NYC.

My big problem is that Harris would laugh. This is fine. /s

Because other complete morons will now buy the product?

Easy. Red skittle. The dye is carcinogenic. Both skittle and poison.

“No one in New York drove. There was too much traffic.” -Phillip J. Fry

Finally, video games cost as much as Chrono Trigger did when it came out!

Visa Applicant: “I am applying for a work visa to be a translator.” Trump admin AI: “blah blah !!!TRANS!!! blah blah. Denied because woke.”

Deadpool introduced the TVA and B-15 from in the show. You have B-15 go up to Mobius in the TVA, say something is up with the Macguffin, Mobius peeps into the Loki Room and goes “Wow.” Something happens and Loki is kicked out of the Loki Room and has to join everyone, and eventually Loki explains he’s from an alternate timeline to Thor and has been holding the multiverse together until now.

Yeah he’s totally in the signal chat