For me, the truth is I barely notice I’m wearing a helmet, and cars barely notice me as a cyclist even exists.

So even if a helmet only does half of what it claims to do, I’ll take that chance in an accident with a giant metal box on the road.

Uuugly first half.

Thunder really need to win this one. We can’t have a repeat of Monday.

Thunder aren’t that good. They only broke the record for points in a half during the playoffs.

Anyone can do that.

Come on, Thunder!

Yeah, the fouling situation was insane.

But at the same time, don’t let your opponent score something like 18-6 in the last five minutes.

Well, fart on that.

Weakest shit on the planet.

That, maybe. But hear me out:

A Double Quarter Pounder meal is now roughly $11-12 dollars. They don’t put the prices on the menu half the time, and the people in the drive-through never give you the price. They just say “pull around.”

Maybe don’t run a shitty business that’s overpriced.

A couple of weeks ago I was moving to a new house. I woke up early to move a load of things, and on the way was a McDonald’s. I stopped in because it was convenient and got an Egg McMuffin with a hash brown and an OJ. It was $9. $9!

You can’t charge outrageous prices and then go, “Man, why aren’t people showing up?”

Haha, get fucked.

— Sent from my iPhone

So this is why I’m dumb.

NPR just had Steve Bannon and some other Nazi fuck on air the other day.

If anything, NPR is too lenient on this administration.

I mean, I used to go to Target here and there when I was in the area of one. But I haven’t even thought about going since they started this shit so IMDOINGMYPART.gif.

Funny that a guy who buys elections would suddenly be upset at the thought of other people being paid to make political statements.

He’s wrong as shit, of course. People genuinely hate that useless sack of shit.

But it is funny.

I was there. I helped win the game for us. You’re welcome.

Sure, Jan.

The amount of money it’ll take to fix all this will dwarf the $150B. By several factors at least.

If a domestic violence allegation is all it takes to get send away, then 40% of all police officers in this country need to GTFO on that alone.

(Not saying domestic violence is good, obviously. Just using their logic here.)

And him photoshopping every thumbnail to be overly saturated and bright with smoothed out skin doesn’t help.

Dead eyes.