She’s not carrying it… she’s dead… they are growing a baby inside of a corpse… which will not be very good for the development of the baby let me tell you… it’s almost like you need a living body to properly transfer nutrients to a growing human being but they’ll find out… they will find the fuck out. This is a fucking Horror Show

Oh no wonder these brats are acting like this… you give a 25-year-old seven figures and… there you go. It’s like giving a five-year-old fucking sugar. Smack the goddamn out of him and send to his room with no supper.

EighTEEN. He’s a fucking teenager get over it you fucking weirdo

An 18-year-old is a teenager. Your brain doesn’t stop developing until mid 20s.

She’s not interested in anything move on and don’t worry about it because you dodged a bullet

It’s because nobody wants to talk about trauma at the hands of women… everybody goes extremely, extremely quiet when the topic of the capable violence of women enters the room. I have a personal feeling, as a woman, that if we talk about all of the tools and tricks and things that women do to manipulate and abuse, less women will get away with it, and women don’t want that, so they stay silent in order to enable basically a fucking gang, operating with impunity, in a way as a woman, I kind of feel held hostage at the sleepover if you know what I mean…

Where Jews and Indians will be made fun of a lot so if you’re not into ethnic slurs or whatever don’t join.

What a fucking group of people. Way to make watching movies not fun.

You’re right… a woman would take you home first before she fucking drugged your tea or whatever the Hell she’s going to do to you. Just because women have less muscles don’t mean they’re not just as psychopathic as any dude murderer. The long-term damage that women can cause on the mind and body is fucking creepy and terrifying. Even creepier and more terrifying when you realize how many women utilize manipulative psychopathic actions in regular day-to-day life. Women are total horror shows for me. Unknowable, unsafe, unreliable, unstable. Terrifying.

I’m a woman and the same way that women feel about men in this whole meme thing, is the exact same way I feel about women…

I don’t trust women within a hairs inch of my life and I would rather be with a bear than a Woman but I bet you I’ll get super downvoted for this opinion.

Cool but if sexwork isn’t ultimately decriminalized, this is technically just pimps with perks

The ol boosteroo! Nice and simple.

Ah yes the old pocket pee stain… because when I pee my pants I always pee in the pocket first.

These make me cry every time

Well now I just want to join the CIA and do cocaine all day

I think I could tolerate it for a couple months at most. The problem is that good advertising doesn’t exist very often so it’s all just fucking annoying

Please consider spacing your posts out… six of this in a row is annoying

The faceplant is adorable

Yeah I know it was a fucking observation cool down votes bros

Wildly ironic to pair save extinction with wear a condom considering if everybody wore a condom we’d be extinct pretty fast