Get some ginger in there!

I wish that the democrats were that cool. If I’d had access to something like that as a minor I would have used it and my life would be markedly better for it. I hate thinking about what could have been.

This paper describes a method to obfuscate data by translating it into emojis, if that counts.

You’re making me so corny right now

This seems not conducive to the common wellbeing of humanity I think.

What logically follows is that I need to be as weird and eccentric as possible in order to counteract the memetic contagion of a lovecraftian averaging machine. I bet I could make a cult out of this!

Is it grinding away at what little remains of my mental health? Yes! But it also allows me to do funny little experiments!!

(and also no one would hire me… but I guess that means that I can stave off the soul-crushing capitalism-flavoured hell for a bit longer! I’m screwed anyway!)

If foreskins get into heaven, then I’d expect that all of my fallen hairs would be there too. That would be like… a lot of hair

Suspiciously 86-percent-of-my-income shaped landlord: hello

This is why I hate any website that gives me a pop-up ad I’m reading. It has spurred me to master the art of finding and clicking the “x” button without moving my eyes.

A while ago I tried to open a tab in firefox (a browser I had somewhat trusted). I press the key combo to open the tab and begin typing my search query. But no, this tab has a pop-up for a new feature and it un-focused the search bar so none of my words made it in. Now I have to close the pop-up (which I was too angry to read, so I do not even know what feature it was about) and… oh… what was I meaning to search? I do not remember!

And moving things on a page! It turns out that I cannot read anything if there is a moving image on a page!

I have a lot of anger in my heart and each time a flow state is interrupted it becomes a little stronger.

Remember that!

Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds.

Need: no I do not

Want: pew pew explosions :DD

Do not want: sometimes I have the longing for death, also I’d be anxious about it being stolen and used for un-cool things, also seems expensive, also passive discomfort around a killing tool

You bet I do!

This lasts right until I learn that someone likes bugs. Then I just show them the most recent bug picture I have taken. So much less energy. So much less nerve-wracking. I want to show you my cool bug photos and I want to see your cool bug photos. We know what we’re about (we’re about sharing cool bug photos).

I will happily switch over once libinput isn’t absolute ass with my touchpad! Or if I could adjust its settings in any meaningful way!! Or if you could let me use my old touchpad driver!!!

Until then you can attempt to pry x11 from my cold undead still-animated hands

Yeah I find it it weird when people refer to it as a “vaxx” as well. It’s a vaccine, not a gamertag! Though xXx_m3as1es_31iminat0r_xXx would be a nice gamertag.

I like to call it a “vaccine” or maybe a “shot”, and I am wondering if this is a regional thing.

Haha you think I can afford new furniture??!

Totally right about the containers tho (though I use glass containers and I have two favorites but they serve different purposes)

There are times in my life when I wish that I had been more kind, but there are other times that I wish I had been a lot more mean