According to Spock, Vulcan digestive systems do not respond as harshly to the annual chilli cook-offs

I have been satisfied with duckduckgo lately

Series of tree houses, live like ewoks, no spider zombies

I was using Boost, until I switched to Thunder

John and Garfield sure have a new look

Loses his mind? Well, that’s redundant.

ACAB

My resume has a bigger gap than goatse

Yeah, purple. I think we have a black mission and brown turkey tree. The turkey produces much more.

pics

Fig trees produce a sap that is an irritant, keeps most birds/animals away. Ants are probably the most likely to try to chew on the figs.

Figs. Once it’s established, it’s very resilient.

Cherries are a pain, because if you don’t use netting, birds get them all.

When storm chasing doesn’t give that adrenaline rush anymore

Self destructive policies inside and out.

I can tell from the comments that nobody has actually been in this situation.

And the answer, is that it’s queer, not straight.

Best evidence of human cloning

Waffle maker. Damnit I love waffles, but I can only clean out so many ruined waffles before I turn to pancakes.

I expected to hear an older British man say: “And here, we can see the pale water lizard riding the waves, in hopes of finding friends. So far, the efforts have been in vain.”

Pika Pika!

Idk, seems like Germany is making progress.