Yes, I’m aware. I just like making jokes online

Even after the rib thing??

Billionaires don’t have that much in cash, it’s (mostly and usually) unrealized gains from ownership of stock, which they use as collateral for loans. If you wanted to tax the “assets” of billionaires, you would have to tax unrealized gains on stocks, which would absolutely fuck every person with an investment account, IRA, 401k, 403b, etc. Or you would have to tax loans, which would fuck anyone with a mortgage, or a car, or … you get the point.

It’s not as easy as “tax the billionaires”

Edit to add: as far as the lotto goes, if you take the cash option you only get half the jackpot. And then 35-ish percent goes to the IRS under the “gift” tax (iirc). If you take the “equal payments over 20 years” option, you get the full jackpot split over 20 years but pay the 35% each year and also lose out on 20 years of investment growth. So even though you only end up getting like 40% of the jackpot with the cash option, you come out ahead over the long run

Yeah, same. He really seems like a genuine space fan

There’s a place in Texas, outside San Antonio, where you can drive and shoot old tanks

As I understand it, the guy did the best he could under the restrictions imposed on him by Boeing and Lockmart (no R&D budget, expensive fully disposable new rocket, etc)

What, can’t a man just talk to young people outside stores anymore?! I thought this was America!

I thought that was a tooth

It might not start at all, or it might run weird, or it might crash or freeze under load

Chip Roy might be an idiot

Do they ever?

I’m an awkward guy

Fuck toilet paper usa

I just want to say, this new subtitles format is super irritating and I hate it

Ich bin ein Berliner

We did it, we solved it forever

What the fuck does it mean to “bigfoot” something

So I guess the satanic temple will be establishing a chapter at every Texas high school

Good. Resist.

Or 12 March 45 if you’re European