German here. Good call with keeping Kaliningrad! After all it actually belongs to Germany.

/s

W for Wumbo

I was born with the bees. My father was a beekeeper and showed me and many other curious people his bees. Recently he passed away. Even his burial was bee themed and now the bees come to visit the flowers on his grave.

He also invented Coyote Time

I guess it’s the lack of experience. You don’t usually go around and just tell people you like them. Nobody really teaches you.

Burn it, Burnice, burn it, Burnice

I can already see people becoming trans just to avoid military service

Give me the clussy

Some of those seem to have consented after being forced to.

The hammer deals holy damage, so it’ll be very effective to keep hitting.

Nah, the blinkers of all German cars are just intentionally broken.

But Philips vacuums are supposed to suck!

sorry

What if instead of five toes our feet would just have one massive toe with one big toe nail?

There’s no scalp length?

#c00000

Just a decapitated head?

Main purr source

14 legs?

13 vagánias

So that’s what they meant with mature cheese.