

So how did it go? I hope you got the raise you deserve!
So how did it go? I hope you got the raise you deserve!
Along with the “Utopia” display in the Meijer Gardens, Grand Rapids, Michigan, there is a sculpture downtown.
Walk into bathroom.
Wash hands.
Pee.
Wash hands.
Touch sprayer of a thousand dinks.
Spray dink.
Wash hands.
Leave bathroom.
Wash hands
Illeism is powerful stuff. Helps with building perspective.
Grammar pedantry is way more annoying than any grammar mistake.
FTFY /s
Which is why it’s a great meme to bury in six layers of irony and meta-references.
I’ve had great luck with rice cakes, unsalted pretzels, or natural peanut butter on toasted bread of some sort.
I had good luck with the search term ‘prop hands’.
Precisely.