One is a wire, one is a cable. One transmits electric energy, one transmits kinetic energy.

Forget the gloves, when did toilet paper get to 90 bucks!?

You can’t breathe when you are too deep. The outside water pressure is too great for your diaphragm muscles to overcome. I remember a Bill Nye Science Guy video from middle school where he tried to use a garden hose as a snorkel. The further down you go, the less you can breathe.

Also, wouldn’t a big-ass bag of air be crazy difficult to keep under water? Try keeping a beach ball under water…

Holy Crap!!! It comes with a bulldozer!

Because conservatives base all their economic beliefs around “Trickle Down” economics. They are still holding on to that concept. Or at least that’s what they tell the public.

What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?

Whomever cums first, wins.

I’m using Jerboa to scroll Lemmy… I can use the phone in one hand and crank it with the other pretty effectively.

Boobs are actually paramagnetic…not Ferromagnetic. But yes.

Just simply update the drivers. Then find the degaussing feature in your monitor.

Whoever cums first, wins.

I haven’t seen my penis in a few years. I don’t know much about it.

No, unfortunately. All the wormhole stuff follows DS9 rules.

They are perfectly cylindrical.

100 poop sized cums. I’ll just wear extra pairs of socks…

Those will likely be the answers you’ll hear.

Ask her about the female webbed toe thing…my friend told me about girl-feet in middle school. I want to know if it’s true.

Someone complimented a shirt I was wearing, a long time ago. That was pretty cool.

It’s under the couch cushion. But not the one you usually sit on, the other one.

Tiny water balloons filled with brake fluid.

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I can smell the overpowering powdery perfume from this picture.

Baked.

No room left in mine …

Tuesday.

You have to get out of the discount DVD section at the store. So many unsold DVD box sets…

Wear your sombrero for protection.

Yes!