Both this and the “Final Chapter” you shared in another comment are genuinely interesting. I love how you actually gave her some personality, since my prompt had nothing in this direction. She sounds stubborn, serious, meticulous. And no, they don’t sound like Twilight at all.

Modest Skill “Tidying Up” is the Strongest! ~ Corporate Slave Office Lady Started An Accidental Isekai Revolution, and is Now Adored by the Head Knight and His Majesty the Emperor

Wow. Let me try to fix this:

The Revolution of the Office Janitor ~ She Got the Weakest Skills and Now She’s Adored by Everyone in Another World

I didn’t read the slop (nor I will), but lemme build some simple setup:

Saitou Kiyomi is a 44yo office janitor of a black company in Tokyo. She likes her job, but hates everything around it: the lack of proper working conditions, the ungratefulness of other workers there, the messy working hours, the boss dumping into her odd jobs she was not supposed to (like paperwork, bringing him coffee, taking care of children)…

Then one day, going back from work 2AM, she finds a kitty. Craving for some company, she brings it home. Then she drinks a few too many cans of beer, and tells it her sorry story, without knowing the cat is actually a spirit in disguise. The spirit feels sorry for her and offers to reincarnate her into the magic world of Gahaski, where your experiences are crystallised into skills. And since she worked as a janitor for her whole life, she gets two skills:

1. Clean - magically removes dirt
2. Tidy - magically places something into its proper place.

Those skills rely on what she considers as “dirt” or the “proper place” of something, so they’re extremely overpowered. One of the first things she does in the new world is to look herself at the mirror, and notice how old she was… when she said “damn, I wish I could clean some years off my face”, the cleaning magic activated and she became a 18yo. “Tidy” could be used to disarm opponents, by sending their weapons to the “proper place”; or even to jail criminals automatically.

And the internal power struggle begins!

Ooooh, I remember enjoying the manga quite a bit. Until it drags a bit too long.

The setup (the ghost of the akuyaku reijou wants to discover why she was killed) is fun, and also the contrast between Scarlet and Colette, they’re like night and day.

So far I liked it. It isn’t stellar, but good enough. Like NineSwords said now the setup is out of the way, and the fun begins.

Nah, that’s the cartoonist, it’s TheJaredComix for a reason :-)

B[r]azilian here. We do use “ué”.

I am aware “ué” is also commonly used here, as the “also” in my comment shows. And my point still stands, this stuff is likely from Angola, given the genus in question is African:

Ficou claro agora?

James, listen to him!

Nah, likely Angolan. Angolan Portuguese speakers sometimes also use “ué”, and the genus in question is African.

“Moussolini” sounds cool. Like someone put Maledito Merdolini into a grinder until it became a mousse.

I blame @Blaze@feddit.org! He’s always breaking them 🤣

(Seriously, he does some amazing job promoting this side of the Fediverse.)

If you genuinely think there’s a contradiction in saying that the focus of the picture is on what activists should do, instead of “hurr durr than $group is not chrue commuristz!”, then show it.

Although I’m somewhat suspicious you don’t even know what “oxymoron” is supposed to mean, and you used it to convey “I dun undurrstand dis lol lmao”.

Might as well share some jokes. The sort of joke that makes traditionalists a bit uncomfortable.

Three groups of bastards were competing to see which one was the most efficient. The goal was to get into the woods and capture a rabbit in the least amount of time.

First the Finnish police. They get into the woods, and after 15 minutes, they come back, holding a rabbit by the ears.

Then the Brazilian police. They get into the woods, spend four hours, don’t come back, and someone needs to send a rescue team to bring them back.

Finally the United-Statian police. They get into the woods, and come back after five minutes. Holding a pig, all beaten and bloody. The pig screams “I’M A RABBIT! I’M A RABBIT!”

A doctor dies and reaches the gates of Heaven. They introduce themself to St. Peter, saying “I was a paediatrician. I saved hundreds of children”. St. Peter lets them into the Paradise.

Then a nurse dies and reaches the gates of Heaven. They tell St. Peter “I supported hundreds of people. Most of them passed away, but thanks to my job they did so in dignity and relatively painlessly.” St. Peter lets them into the Paradise.

Then a third person reaches the gates of Heaven. They say “I was the manager of a health care plan. I offered plenty families cost-saving, affordable healthcare.” St. Peter answers: “you’re allowed into the Paradise for three days, then we’re kicking you into Hell.”

A young woman prays before sex: “oh Virgin Mary, you conceived without sin, let me sin without conceiving.”

Focus on activists: good communists and good anarchists should fight against fascism.

Besides that, “is [$group|$government] chrue communists?” is mostly… meh.

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Concrete

I had one. Not used ironically either, I was already a communist back then.

I still don’t understand how something like this happens.

Capitalism being bizarre: it’s profitable to sell shirts of someone advocating capitalism should fall.

Fixed #7 to include the beans 🤣

In my times it was Guevara shirts.

Rules of the Fediverse:

1. You do not talk about the Fediverse.
2. You do NOT talk about the Fediverse.
3. If a user says “disengage”, goes limp, or taps out, the shitposting is over.
4. As many people shitposting together as you want.
5. One dogpile at a time.
6. Eat the rich, fuck cars.
7. Memes will go on as long as they have to - including beans.
8. If this is your first time at the Fediverse, you have to do the no poop challenge.

I have a better idea: asking medical advice from 4chan. It’s typically “you got AIDS, chop your dick off”.

…of course I’m joking. Serious now, even if everything goes well (and you don’t die because of the medical “advice” from the bot output), this is still a shitty idea. Medical records are private matter, “Open” “A” “I” gives no fucks about your privacy, they will sell your data to advertisers and governments.