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I mean the music was bonkers good until goddamn NKOTB and Milli Vanilli. But the rest was pretty iffy. There’s a reason Forever Young captures the vibe of the 1980’s so well.

I think my version is more fitting for this panel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDLDhXG2gfw

I read this text in Ron Swanson’s voice

Holy shit, that’s actually a real quote from the article(!) That’s just shameful writing.

If you’re going to spend money at all then you’ll just have to give some of it (or all of it) to a totally overpowered construct of evil. If you don’t then they might start to lose power, and boy howdy they just can not have that happen. Oh, and make sure you continue to distrust your fellow man because if you all start working together you might decide that things should change.

It snowed last night and my driveway needs to be shoveled, but I just mixed it with ovaltine, a chocolate flavoured malt beverage.

Now I have Snowvaltine

it tastes a bit like lactobacillus

dry-scooping is for elite level bruhs only

SELL SELL SELL ! ! !

cost savings

Goodness no :) Money is only for people who already have too much of it. The rest of us have to Squid Game / Long Walk / Running Man for our next meal.

Sure would be nice to play Android games on my desktop without using those dodgy-as-fuck emulators

Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem for Gamecube

IYKYK. Also, AI blows.

like the nice lady in that Black Mirror episode.

instead of saying “it’s been nice knowing you” it seems more like “it would have been nice to know you”

oh wow they are STILL doing this strip?? We used to read it all the time back in the day.

in all fairness, we yeeted that one over the border with a trebuchet

BUT LISTEN CLOSE-LYyyy

it was the coke talking

in his defense he was, and continues to be, a weak-willed simpering bitch

Sploosh