

see: Kristi Noem
“Humans are just imperfect crabs.” - @pH3ra@CubitOom@lemmy.ml
Trying to be the best crab I can.


see: Kristi Noem


this would have been so much better.


yup. with damn near anyone ffs, he’s a derpy twat.
damn bro you know you REALLY pissed santa off when he’s slowly plucking his gloves off so he can LAY HANDS and COAL on you lol


OBVIOUSLY holy crap sorry if I left any room for doubt, Omar isn’t a shit stain on humanity. Miller is goblin himmler


man I wish we could deport this shit stain of a human being.


word. less microplastics too.


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the only time I’ve seen reddit cares deployed was by chuds harassing people.


yeah why use a stick that’s worked for thousands of years when you can take nature’s bounty and stuff it into a bunch of plastic that then shits the honey onto your food.
what’s not to love?


remember when shit not working was abnormal and would tank a product so they’d test shit and ensure it had basic functionality?
pre-software days… they were a thing


look I love alcohol as much as you but don’t shit on this person’s valid observations. lack of experience in drunkenness doesn’t mean you can’t critique the poor decisions of those imbibing.


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oat tacos
stop trying to make oat tacos a thing man. it’s not gonna happen.
/s you do your thing oat king lol


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hot water tap my friend, you’re worth it.
probably.