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*they

Isn’t North America entirely “above the jungle”?

(and, as history shows, will not)

One of 'em has to be named Louis, for the nod. Hell, Uncle Louis, if you’re feeling spicy.

NGL, every time I’ve seen this classic, I was far more interested in whatever Karen Allen was doing on-screen than Tron exploring his holodeck program the whole thing clearly is. In my book, the title is ironic. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Is that why he looks like a bag of methed-out prairie dogs?

We can hear your claws clickety-clacking those keys, “citizen”. 😶

Seems more like a Boring Dystopia post with a new dress on. 🤢🤌🏼

Aliens 3 is the 13th floor of hotels. It only counts if you need it to, but everyone else knows you’re being tiresome. 🤌🏼

Pretty? It’ll be beautiful.

cries in Rebecca

Oh, good ol’ Mugen 🥰🤘🏼

Cowboy Bebop hooked me deep the first time I just saw it, and just at the intro… 🤘🏼❤️‍🔥

That’s when they get the green light to carpet bomb your neighborhood. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Not saying don’t, just know what comes next. 😶

So many of them couldn’t even qualify for the title of “jarhead” 🤢😅😶

The system is functioning exactly as intended, FYI. 🤌🏼

It’s called “tear jerking”, apparently.

And three to file for divorce.

Funny. Many of those fucknut traitors also had no idea where the Capitol was… 😶

Nott the Bare

Better than the “presents” the bassist leaves in the equipment closet after giving the latest groupie their “autograph”. (There’s usually a betting pool on whether they actually aim for the drum kit, or just Pollock the place with abandon.)