I’d bring back Logsday.

Don’t be sorry! These are great questions.

One thing to note about anger: anger itself isn’t a sin. We’re told to be “slow to anger,” that is, patient. But there are things that can and should make us angry, just as Jesus was at certain points. Even killing itself isn’t strictly a sin, the ten commandments specifically condemn murder (unjust killing). Though unlike anger, I don’t think Jesus ever condoned killing anyone.

In terms of the OT fire-and-brimstone and genocide, there are a few lines of thought among Christians that I know. One line of thought is that God has the ultimate authority to destroy what he has created if he sees fit–he is the only one who has the authority to decide these things (thus when humans decide on their own to kill people, it’s not justified). The other lines of thought suggest that God himself wasn’t the one summoning fire and brimstone, but cities like Sodom wouldn’t listen to him and were destroyed because of it (this is a more liberal interpretation of the biblical accounts).

Generally speaking, since Jesus came to earth, God hasn’t resorted to directly or indirectly killing people, so I don’t see any justification for that today. But anger is still very much justified, we just need to be careful to direct it properly. Instead of directing our anger at people (who are fellow creations made in God’s image and who God wants to redeem), direct it at the brokenness and unjust systems that are the root of it all.

a clearly defined plan

I believe it was a concept of a plan

Nothing at All in My Ass

Does it count as Bluetooth if it extends that far? I haven’t looked into the SoC, but that seems misleading at the very least.

I’m less of a former Christian and more of a thinks-outside-the-box Christian, but I think Mat Kearney is pretty solid regardless of what you believe. Sufjan Stevens is awesome too, but a bit of an aquired taste.

My first concert was Newsboys and Supertones (Newsboys was the opener, it was pretty early for them). Saw FIF a year or two later. Saw Insyderz at a smaller event a few years after that. To this day I get to say I’ve seen the three “big” Christian ska bands live.

What a wild time. Jars is still on a regular rotation for me (Flood and Liquid are both bangers, and their Christmas album is one of my favorite holiday albums).

What other band is going to write a song about Different Strokes? FIF is still part of my regular rotation.

“Hey, you know that policy that benefits working-class Americans and has virtually no drawbacks except to like five people? WELL IT’S IMPEDING OUR FREEDOM SO LET’S GET RID OF IT!”

/s (I wish)

Not sure if it counts as it’s not really a pet name, but when one of us is looking for the other, we make dinosaur noises. The query has an upward inflection (“raahhhh?”) and the response has a downward inflection (“rahh!”).

At first it was just around the house. Now it’s in public too.

There are some benefits (depending on where you live), but if it’s not for you, keep doing what you’re doing. If your family or friends give you pressure, you might need to have a serious talk with them at some point, but otherwise you do you.

There are some situations where there’s a significant advantage, though. Adoption is one–most agencies will consider (legally married) couples before unmarried folks. Which is unfortunate, but it’s where things are at the moment. Probably some other cases too. But if you and your partner are of a similar mind, you can go to the courthouse and sign the paperwork, and even have a prenup in place if you want, and it doesn’t have to be a “thing.”

The Simpsons

That’s awful. I’ll take a crab juice.

Depends on whether I can teleport back when I’m done

Aneurism presidenting

This is what happens when you survey jackpot winners about the value of lottery tickets.

To be fair, anything that follows Gold/Silver is going to feel lackluster. Because Gold and Silver are awesome (personal favorites).

Alternative option:

Replace all car horns with those old timey horns that go, “ah-WOOOOOO-gah!” Then the whole thing is just constantly silly.

Upvoted because you are wrong