NASCAR

Boomers when someone wants to build a playground or a skatepark: “Noooo, that’s communism!”

Boomers asking the local government to subsidize their useless ass golf course: “Our community”

CIA hitmen:

I have a cat named Francis, but sometimes I call him Francisco Franco 😂

You listen to behind the bastards don’t you?

The fuck is a rat fink?

Same energy

Everyday we tokyo drift further from god

Rupert Murdoch is proof that being an evil son of a bitch makes you practically immortal

Why do our drones keep crashing into synagogues?

“I swear to God, I left my car for like 5 minutes and it crashed through a synagogue by itself”

I’m sure he was just snorkeling

Ah fuck it, why not both

Can’t be worse than the children probably molested

France has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

Quite literally, his house is a giant trash can

Yeah, getting off facebook was probably the best thing for my mental health

Ah, thanks for clarifying, if you can’t tell I’m not particularly tech savvy

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