“You can’t just sew a button onto the surface of mars” - Samuel Hayden

but that’s all he gets to eat until he finishes them

Did you though? Meow!

what we see here is

step 1: be fit and good looking. step 2: wear anything you want and look good (it’s not about the clothes)

I. just. PEED.

interesting. I guess I’ve only seen it from publisher settings where cpm might be the preferable model.

it’s rarely about clicks when it comes to banner ads, it’s about impressions (the ad was visible in a user’s browser). as with most advertising, it’s about keeping the user aware of a brand name or product.

while clicking on them does lead to a destination page of some kind, and it may be valuable to the advertiser for you to end up there (back on a product page for some thing you previously looked at but didn’t buy for example) the ad networks and publishers hosting the ads on their pages are mainly getting paid by impressions.

this is the way. if you really want the highest chance of all questions being answered, number them.

Squatting, shitting…what’s the third event? Scrolling on your phone? The Indolent Ironman.

probably because for most individual consumers it’s a choice of last resort. if they had access to usable DSL/cable they’d choose that instead (cheaper, simpler), but have had to turn to starlink to get online where they live.

Could you hallucinate something better? This place is a disaster.

yes, this is the way. none of the excess bulk, weight, and transport costs of a liquid detergent; none of the it’s-not-cum-i-swear stains of a pod.

Surely there was at least some kind of breakthrough

probably be harder to chew

I’d be easy

an unexpected correlation

A4 effort

I don’t

That D Major 7-incher

got that “just learned to ride a motorcycle in my 40s” look

Sure, but by making that decision George also had to accept he can’t install the latest version of Chrome. Maybe George is ok with that, but OP isn’t.