Who gives a fuck then? Everyone is all, “HEY AMERICA, FIX YOUR SHIT!”

Well stop bitching and give us some sound advice.

So you were in Miami in 1980, moved to LA by 1992 and then were in Cincinnati by 2001. Perhaps you were active in 2020 but give me a break: The '90s? Fucking shenanigans.

Fuck yeah. I shot two and a half about an hour ago and the Star Wars universe definitely invaded my Star Trek theatre.

Yeah, I believe this is “stowed position”. Pilots go to the front, then the engineers that watch all those dials and move the fiddly bits pull the seat back and strap in.

Reverse procedure to relive pilot bladder.

Human poo sometimes contains human pathogens. I can’t catch much from a bird or a cat or something.

You left human feces in the woods?

Shock treatment. Barely heat it, not so it’s hot to the touch, but warm and pliable. Then flatten the fuck out of it with something cold. I have aluminum plates for this but you could use some steel that fits in the freezer, or steel with a bag of ice on it. The idea is that we get it pliable, put it how we want it, and then cool it off rapidly to make it stay like that.

Alternate: tell the boss to get a decent walk off mat

Some of us still use them. WAG bag. Plz don’t leave poop in my wilderness.

How now brown cow? It started today. We will see if it’s my prediction or yours that bears out in the next few days.

Imma staple so much shit together, bro.

Europe is going to go for the “nuclear option” of dumping US debt. Prepare for your dollar to suffer inflation, perhaps super inflation. Me? I’m going to WalMart today to buy some staples because I don’t think my dollar will buy nearly as much by the end of next week.

Nothing drastic, just an extra pack of TP, some OTC drugs and probably some dog food. I’m pretty set up for apocalyptic bullshit already. But fellow residents: get ready.

edit: TACO, no dumping of US debt. I missed that one.

No, it’s not us GenX buying ski condos. It’s corpos like BlackRock buying up everything at 10% over ask and trying to turn the country into permanent renters. They figured out they will make more money over 30 years by renting it out and barely maintaining it than by backing mortgages.

the best electric motorcycle under $15,000

Pardon? I can go down to the Kawasaki dealer and buy a KLR 650 with ABS for like… $8k? Electric bikes are cool and all but goddamn, twice the price?

Two wilted leaves of cabbage in his head. He’s really just gone at this point. Never was very smart but now it’s obvious his forebrain is really shrinking.

I emailed my senators and my rep to tell them to do fucking SOMETHING about this sabre rattling. Write up some fucking legislation saying that the US cannot invade NATO nations, at the fucking minimum.

Will they listen? Take three guesses, first two don’t count.

They travel in gangs of four or more and pick off singles and doubles. Even if you wanted to get in a firefight (bad idea in any case) those are shitty odds.

My bad. Good research.

Oh. Well, that’s not really a “four car driveway” IMO

So just big-ass fenders sticking out over the wheels?

The fines here are from the city