His eyes sure look frightened.

Come at us, Louisiana. We outnumber you.

I wish you well. Good luck!

I thought right-wingers hated participation trophies for all kids, even the dregs. Hypocrite.

Can we also make people who still pay for things at a store with a check go to the bad one? It was before the pan, but I couldn’t believe what I was seeing when a lady pulled out her checkbook in front of me at the checkout line. Gtf outta here.

Gosh, Joe. Is Trump bad? Does he want to do bad things? Was voting for him bad? Does that make you bad?

Don’t worry about it, buddy. You were still right to tell everyone you supported him and would vote for him and that you wanted him to hold you in his big strong pudding-arms while you fell asleep. You were right to support him on air with your millions of idiot listeners. It’s ok, pal. Just let everyone know that you don’t approve of this latest bad stuff and then it’s not your fault. There you go, guy.

I don’t understand why you’re posting this here, but it seems like spam to me.

The mask used in Halloween for the Michael Myers character was the face of William Shatner (Shatner apparently didn’t know for many years). They made it creepier by bleaching it or painting it or whatever.

Future Halloween movies, or some competing franchise, can use masks of these people. No modifications needed. In fact, maybe let’s tone it down because we want to make a scary movie, not traumatize everyone.

If you’re still on that shitty site and you aren’t someone who needs it for professional reasons, like journalists, I don’t want you in any of the spaces where I am. Stay there.

That’s the correct response from a leader. If someone disagrees with you, penalize them. It’s only fair. /s

Oh dear, Tim. I guess you just told us your future.

Cowards.

What a great band. Saw them live in 2024. Would recommend if they come to your area.

It’s not like they pay taxes. They’re freeloaders. Why feed them? Let’s go commit more crimes.

It’s really cool how he made all this money in a state that had favorable conditions for his tech business and then wants to run away without paying his share for infrastructure. Asshole.

Yes, that’s exactly why we had to stop. She pounced when we weren’t playing and scratched my eye. Luckily, no permanent damage. (I was lying down when she got me.)

“What else can we do that’s hostile to our customers?”

The next move will be bringing back Clippy and then a full-screen ad that you have to dismiss every ten seconds.

Exactly. I’ve been doing it for so long (because otherwise my cats would splash the water) that I find it gross when people leave them open to flush.

Something else that just occurred to me… It’s only a matter of time before we kidnap Zelensky to end Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

Is he still the non-interventionist candidate? /s