Spykee

Oh the training dildos!
Yeah, totally forgot about those fuckers.
Them too.

Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.

Super easy.
You need a couple of instant noodles packs & gorilla glue.

You’re my Messiah, for I have found a path.

I just might try it…for science, of course!
You know those fancy looking cheap car humidifiers that you can keep in your car?
Yeah those.
After a heavy seafood dinner, the next morning pee is strikingly yellow. Or, after eating a couple of B-complex multi vitamins.
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Experimental piss-pot, here I come.
For science, of course.

In Pikachu’s defense, Ash’s mom roped in Prof. Oak, so she got that fire coochie energy.
Pikachu ain’t the bad boy here, he just under her influence.

Oh she did have impediments…in her head.

Finally!
Some proper representation!

Talk spicy-red-hot to me.

WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
MELK?
SERIOUSLY?
IT IS SPELLED
M
L
I
K
…no, hold on
IT IS SPELLED
M
I
K
L
…YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.

Hi. How r u? If you’re interested in lunch sometime with me. You could DM me to say hi. I like food and you. I helped myself figure out a new obsession today. My ID is spykee@lemmings.world. The world is a small place, time to hook-up with me. :) love me.

You must be fun at buffets.

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He he he he he he he he he

Roku can suck it.

Peanut butter and steel wool is my ass.

You have no idea.
I used it once and it took out all the chunky peanut butter out of the steel wool within 30 seconds. Every little bit of it.
I miss it dearly. :(

*balls

It is, and always has been a colloid.

awoo awooo awooo
wuf wuf

Bros,
Where are the pretty pics of the watches you all are talking about?
What.The.Damn?
Why you do this? Have you no shame? No compassion?
What if I have never seen a f-91w? Would you not want me to know what I’m missing out on?
Fucking wankers.
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Here’s how you do this,