Getting cut in half when the TV shuts off

Quoting a specialist: “wearing a hearing aid will feel like the first time you wear glasses”

From personal experience, I suggest you see an ear-nose and throat specialist. Tinnitus is often times a symptom of hearing loss.

They didn’t receive sufficient contributions from the military industrial complex?

I’m definitely going to tie that “tactical” rope (I know there is a more official name, can’t think of it) to my suit jacket pocket.

Goodbye

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Cerealius

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So this is how I found out George Foreman died 6 months ago…

The good, the bad, and the dick

Dicks from the crypt

Back to the dick

Inside Dick

The Italian dick

Dicks of the universe

Kong: Dick Island

Revenge of the Dicks

Dick at a funeral

Black Dick Down

Dick Express

Dick Royale

How to be a Latin dick

Toy Dicks

Top Dick

The Naked Dick

Lord of the Dicks

Three Dicks

Dude, where is my dick?

Indiana Jones and the temple of Dick

Forever.

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