I can’t even imagine a bug with 30!! legs, that would be an absolutely absurd number.

4.285 × 10^16 legs would just look silly.

Don’t tell ‘em about I-45

What have you got against M&M cookies??

The cell wall is the wall of the cell

Finally one I can remember

Don’t cats often die from kidney disease? :(

I could imagine that juror to be slightly biased toward the defendant once they had been saved by the defendant. No wonder the judge had to call a mistrial.

I believe this is it, but do your own research before using it for anything important!

https://github.com/IRS-Public/direct-file

Edit: Gizmodo article with no paywall

https://gizmodo.com/irs-makes-direct-file-software-open-source-after-trump-tried-to-kill-it-2000611151

Please keep these coming!

The one I always remember is the annual correlation between ice cream sales and murders (hint, both of them peak in the summer)

👏👏👏

Full fat article version

https://www.npr.org/2025/04/21/nx-s1-5369404/google-doj-opening-statements-remedies-trial

This is literally just Ana De Armas cartoonified

If you’re behind a CG NAT (carrier grade NAT), you’ll be doubly in trouble as it will be essentially impossible to get a forwarded port since your “IP” is essentially a LAN address within your ISP’s CG NAT, if that makes sense.

But I appreciate OOP providing a source!

This is Old School RuneScape’s colossal pouch come to life.

Fantastic, no notes.

Apple seeks search partner, must have $20 billion

If this penalty sticks, Apple could be looking for a new suitor. Something has to be the default search provider in Safari and other Apple products.

Does something really have to replace it? Why not a menu of options? Make the user choose something. If they choose Google, great! If they choose DDG, fantastic! Whatever it is, make it a choice.

Oh no I got the comic, I just don’t know how to feel about stupid sexy Santa

I’m so confused

Fabulous

I believe it’s actually, “dude, this is a Wendy’s restaurant.” Check and mate.