I got 99 dollars and it’s about to be none.
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It washes out all the tylenol!
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You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK: Your local library card often gives you free access to streaming services, digital magazines, audiobooks, and even online courses.
2·2 months agoThe library system in my home state has a “Fee: Non-Resident” option on the application. Last time I visited, I paid next to nothing for a library card that is good for 5 years so I can access a ton of ebooks on Libby that my local libraries don’t have.
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Raccoons@lemmy.world•City Raccoons Are Evolving to Look More Like Pets
13·2 months agoIf not pet, why soft?
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Maybe there's seagulls, maybe they're just crazyEnglish
4·2 months ago
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Technology@lemmy.world•I Wrote Task Manager — 30 Years Later, the Secrets You Never KnewEnglish
26·2 months agoTry not to write any task managers on the way to the parking lot!
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Does anyone else feel like they’re looking for something specific online and can’t find it?
4·2 months agoThat is exactly what I am looking for!! Thank you so much!
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Does anyone else feel like they’re looking for something specific online and can’t find it?
51·2 months agoThere was a web game in probably early 2000s. It was some lil guy who climbs a tall ladder to get into a spaceship, maybe with his dog? and goes to another planet. I think his spaceship breaks down and he has to explore the other world to fix it?
I don’t think any of the characters spoke words but instead intoned sounds/notes, and the background music was generally calming and chill. I remember it being visually appealing to look at, but I don’t much remember particular scenes (besides getting in the spaceship).
No recollection of what it was called. I’ve tried to look online before but forums discussing games with similar themes have not been fruitful.
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News@lemmy.world•Flights to Los Angeles International Airport halted due to air traffic controller shortage
6·3 months agoOh say is that plane really
falling from the sky?
O’er the land of the free
Fuckin’ poke in the eye
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your favorite joke that doesn't translate to English very well?
21·3 months agoWhat really translates here for me is how exhausting customers can be.
If the server forgot to bring a spoon you could have just said that five minutes ago while the soup was still hot.
Dear dairy, Ricotta tell you about my day!
I made some Cheddar working at the Cottage, which was a Brie-leaf because I’ve been feeling Bleu lately.
I Camembert-leave how fun it was and It feels Gouda to know that Emmental health Havarti started to get better!
I thought for a while that maybe I was just Curds but now I believe if I could Paneer into the future I’d find Abondance! Today was the Goat!
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Elon Musk cancels Netflix subscription amid backlash to trans-inclusive showEnglish
7·3 months agoHe paid for boys so does he care that his daughter disowned him? He didn’t use his ill-gotten gains to buy a female meat shield! Besides, he’s already got his “You’re not the real president” kid for that.
/s
That’s coprolite!
Quesadillius
You may say I’m a streamer… but I’m not the only one
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Technology@lemmy.world•US Wants Judge to Break Up Google, Force Sale of Chrome: Here's What to KnowEnglish
1·4 months ago“Sorry, we’ve all looked through those files a lot but no one has had time to alphabetize them yet!”
“Fuck spez!”
“Yes, yes, come in, come in!!”






You wouldn’t!!