Harry pulls out a knife and holds it to Charles throat

“Alfaed sends his regards, ‘father’” he says, before gutting him ear to ear.

RNLI and GOSH for me, though I havent donated to either in years

A human on a leash walks past another human on a leash. They lock eyes on their t-shirts.

“Team Jacob sucks!”
“No, Team Edward sucks harder!”
“Jacob sucks the most!”
“Edward was sucking before Jacob was even born!”
“Jacob sucks more in a single year than Edward sucks in several extended lifetimes!”
“Edward sucks full time though, whereas Jacob only sucks part-time!”
… etc

All by design

We’re having two different conversations here, aren’t we? I could have asked anything and the answer would be the same.

Ethanol -> WFH jump still hasn’t been explained

Since when are Ale’s “good”? Just drink the bath slop and be thankful

I’m also going to have to jump on the “And?” bandwagon here.

I thought the alcohol produced was a result of the fermenting process, not an added product

Haha, well the parchment artsy style is quite reminiscent, though I’d argue that your UI is much cleaner

Come out to Zone 4. £2 ales.

With the latest ethanol trade deal with the US, I can only imagine there is going to be another big push to eliminate WFH/hybrid working in a lot of businesses.

why?

Wetherspoons in my area does £2/pint ales

oh nice, it sounds a bit like Pentiment too – one real ending, with minor variations in the final showing, and a cracking plot to boot.

I’ll check it out!

agreed

He’s single-handedly tearing this entire country apart…

Edit: who actually gives a shit

Heh. Yeah I can somehow vividly recall the one or two hot teachers we had. Not sure what influence they had on me other than a few fantasies.

We had an art mistress! I know the exact aesthetic, absolute wild card with massive glasses and hippie outlook.

Now that you mention it, we also had one really decent deputy head. Always made the time, always, to talk to you on your level and try to find something to connect with you on. He wasn’t funny, but he was inspirational. Can’t remember his damn name anymore.

Okay wow, that’s really decent. Not favouritism nor pity, just doing his job to support the next generation and giving praise where praise is due.

“Hi there, we’re going to slaughter and eradicate your brothers, sisters, cousins, but we’ll keep you because we like you. But we’re going to only take parts of you that we like. And then we’ll do it again. YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF AND MADE US PAY FOR IT!”

sounds like a decent guy, what did he do for you if you don’t mind sharing?

I genuinely believe we’re setting up Reform for easy wins. If I was a strategist with a stake in the political game, I’d try to ensure that my opponent always elects the weakest leader by promoting their moderate/weak wins to their political base, over a stronger leader in that same base

wow, love the style – would love to play but need to find time in the evenings on top of everything.

What’s the decision branching like, in terms of number of endings?