The bar is just so low for what you could do instead here.

Alternate t h i c c and chopped water

Nah just make the water thicker.

Fent is just powdered Lego

Ya, dont’cha kno

Why wait? Why not be proactive about grandpa’s threats?

Free pair of Pit Vipers bruh

There’s a putty for clearing out any mesh grills or small holes, stubborn edges, getting gunk out of earbuds, etc. that you can buy so you don’t have to worry about poking something with tweezers or a toothpick.

Glad that they mention, albeit a ways in, that reports of other carriers being down are because people try to call Verizon-serviced phones and freak out on Downdetector when it doesn’t go through.

There’s a variation of this on Dropout’s “Make Some Noise” with 3 people where one player starts a rant, then is told to stop mid-rant, and the next person picks up where it stopped and takes it in their own direction.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyou’ll have to speak upEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A peepeacoat

The William H. Gass Reader. It’ll take a while, but I’ve rarely come across someone with such an enjoyment of literature, writing, and criticism.

At least there’s still standalone apps to purchase and Pages/Numbers/Keynote remain free. Fuck subscriptions.

Most capitalist headline you’ve seen so far

Takes just a few more steps though.

1. Impeach
2. Convict
3. Remove
4. ???
5. Profit!

“Pour some lava on meeeeeee”

married joint filers

Not with these student loans out here, bruh. But I don’t think the student loan crowd are your main supporters.

It’s a brick and I’m nodding slowly