Hit me in the fucking face

What set of poor life choices led you to that??

(Kidding)

National Socialist (Nazi) black metal

It’s about anal fisting, yes, but only as a metaphor for the desensitization caused by modern life. It’s got layers

Sorry, I have to ask about honeymoon rhinitis, you are allergic to traveling but only if you were recently married?

As I understand it, the atlatl enabled much more efficient and powerful throwing without much loss of accuracy. A brief search for figures says it can hit a grapefruit at 40m range

“For an experienced atlatl thrower, the mechanical advantage of the atlatl over throwing with the arm alone is about 6:1. Thus, if you can throw a dart 15 meters with your arm alone, you could throw it about 91 meters with the atlatl.”

As an atlatl expert (I watched several YouTube videos) they have an upward launch trajectory and seem to be ideal for longer-ranged flat ground engagement. This would suggest more utility for forest and open plains hunting where terrain advantage does not exist.

What, exactly, is… It?

I hope he does too, for the opposite reasons as y’all.

Have you been mauled by a hollandish uhh Dutchman?

WOOO

coughs

I have had the urge to count to 4 a lot lately… Oh no

I wrestled a drummer once

Does the nipple thing cost extra?

Win some, lose some

The erection won’t do you much good as you try to avoid going into respiratory arrest:

Symptoms may appear within 10 to 20 minutes after the bite, and death within two to six hours, where severe pain radiates to the rest of the limb, systemic effects include tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, visual disturbances, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing and paralysis.

My kink is extreme aversion to variety.

1950s jello cake ass food crime. Wtf

I relate to this so hard. My SO travels all over for weeks at a time for work, comes home and tells me how much fun they are having, and I am stuck home effectively being a single parent 3/4 of the time.

If anything is broken or messy it stays that way until I personally clean it up. But I am ‘not fun’ because I am sleep deprived and occasionally depressed, so I have to project positivity through sheer force of will.

Qualcomm is one of the worst monopolists in any industry though. They are widely known to have a stranglehold on all mobile device development