Imagine judging a complete stranger, based on a throwaway comment, over the entirely subjective effects of drugs.

Hamburgers

“roughly”

uses seven significant figures

I believe it’s actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle

Or both!

A lot of it is fear, too. Those people are raised to fear anything different.

oh fuck

That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.

This is a comment on a screenshot of a news article.

I felled so many trees for Iraqi wmd is.

Who are “they”? Your comment has more pronouns than a Tumblr thread

Holy shit

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

If Saw Whet doesn’t win, the whole thing is rigged

Fat shaming saves lives

“threat”

He’s been here the whole time!

Every job involves selling your body to the highest bidder. Your attitude only serves to harm people in the sex industry.

Sex work is legitimate work. It’s only exploitative and dangerous because it’s (mostly) illegal, not the other way around.

Sex trafficking, OTOH, is absolutely vile. It’s basically sexual slavery. But it wouldn’t happen if sex work was legalized and regulated!

EDIT: this guy thinks AI child pr0n is “just trolling”. Fucking ewww

Super glue - cyanoacrylates. There are different formulas that work better or worse for wounds, it all has to do with polymer length iirc? But any cyanoacrylate glue will work as long as the skin is relatively dry and clean.

Don’t put cotton on it while it’s curing.

Disclaimer: This is not medical advice. I’m not a fucking doctor and I’ve almost lost several fingers due to negligence.

But they’re still there, so…