I’m high so I read a little too much into it

If you become nonconformist in any way, suddenly the bald eagle (US) kills you

fuck dude how much water do I have to drink for my mouth to stay wet

New York Times, February 21st, 2026:

Trump invades Iceland

Considering how the perpetrators were communicating, I’m not quite sure anymore

2008-08-06
to: jeff_the_pedo@hotmail.gov
subject: the crimes we did
cc: all contacts

hi Jeff those evil crimes we did were really fun. We should do more evil crimes in future

Sincerely
full name
crime doer

I’ve been admitted twice

At both facilities, other patients who required more ‘intensive care’ generally didn’t interact with the patients with more manageable symptoms. So I don’t have any really wild stories.

At worst, I’d hear screaming in the middle of the night. I’m a heavy sleeper, so it probably happened a lot more than I noticed.

I went in with the doctors knowing that I had a problem with illegal drugs (I admitted it), so I followed all the rules. (Possibly limiting my knowledge of any highly notable events)

Another dude, a few years older than me, had that same pre-condition, except the doctors had to burn a few piss tests to figure that out.

He knew where all the CCTV cameras and their blind spots were. Smuggled contraband and non-contraband via WhatsApp and fence-toss. Performed the role of “lookout” for patients seeking to indulge in intimate relations.

Like I said, I followed the rules, but I didn’t snitch, because that shit was entertaining.

Another patient was law enforcement. Let us know that officers who arrive to work drunk don’t really get into trouble because it’s so prevalent.

One nurse smoked secretly (in a CCTV blindspot)

That’s all I can recall for now.

“Broadcast English”

Interesting term

I’ve always noticed that In movies and TV shows, North American accents mostly sound “normal”. But when I talk to Americans/Canadians in person or online over voice chat, I cannot pinpoint the accents, it just sounds “American” to me.

I almost never hear the

“I’m walkin here”

“Folks won’t take kindly to you around these parts”

“I pahked my cah at the Hahvahd yahd”

“I’m sorey aboot that”

I’m totally down, I just need to, like, check my schedule?

etc.

kinds of exaggerated accents

everyone sounds like someone from CNN to me and then they say they’re from Arkansas or something

I wanted to see my recommendations :{

Not rooted, or flashing a custom ROM, so I can’t delete the play store.

Also, my bank app wasn’t installing properly from Aurora. I don’t remember what the exact issue was, but it was too much of a hassle to figure out (or change banks)

But that second profile idea is smart

I should have done that

organic recommendations:

apps for which I already have F-Droid equivalents installed

sponsored recommendations:

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Also have heard mention of the problem of male/female connectors nomenclature.

Do you know what the forerunners for replacement are?

If it were up to me, I’d go with weed/lungs. Thank god it’s not up to me

Interesting thought

I don’t think the other nations are too bothered by it in most cases.

The country that comes to mind first is Germany. They call it Deutschland. I never looked into why we as English speakers call it “Germany”. I just do it because everyone else does.

I haven’t heard of Germans getting upset about it. If they were legitimately offended, I’d start calling it Deutschland, no problem.

The real issues come in when there’s a historical context. Like, if the name contains a slur for the people in that nation. Or if you mix up the names of neighbouring Balkan countries.

Never install a camera in a bathroom

Like, you don’t install anthrax in a maternity ward

Depending on how serious you are:

Choose weed instead

Or the crisis line. You probably already know where to find it. Help is available. You do not have to suffer alone. I love you homie.

To access the verification can in your fridge, you could order another 6 pack of verification cans on sale at $partner© at $current_price + $arbitrary_markup $current_price

man, imagine getting blackout the first time and it ends up in the NYT

so fucked up what they did to this homie

News crew pronounced it that way on purpose with a straight face.

Pure dedication. How many takes did they need for that?

You’re not wrong, although I feel like the implication in this context was slightly more antagonistic.

i.e. “It’s only a matter of time before she leaves your sorry ass”

He’s not accusing televangelist fraudsters, war criminals, or deceptive, charismatic, powerful world leaders that threaten religious freedom.

Isn’t that him and his entire social circle?

if you asked a random person off the street:

hi which one of these people do you think is most likely the Antichrist:

1. Greta Thunberg (Climate Activist)
2. Eliezer Yudkowsky (AI researcher)
3. Peter Thiel (Chairman of Palantir)

I’m going to guess most people will pick option 3.

I didn’t even know who Eliezer was, I just skimmed his Wikipedia page.

I’m an atheist, but hearing about a billionaire defense contractor who goes on rants about the antichrist makes me think “hmm maybe this dude is the Antichrist”.

It just reminds me too much of those super anti-paedophilia guys who make anti-paedophilia their entire personality and then turn out to have terabytes of CSAM on their laptop.

I had a colleague from overseas looking to visit Soweto

I said something to the effect of “Brother why would you do that, don’t you have a family?”

But apparently there are legitimate tour programmes that go in there now. Super safe for visitors. I had no clue.

I mean, you still basically get robbed by the tour company, but if you’re used to dollars or euros, you probably won’t even notice.

I like this one because you can append prefixes and suffixes to it

Fat ass in the tall grass

Asshole in the grasshole

etc.

So it looks like they’ll hire just about anyone

What’s the end goal? Have 99% of the American work force under the DHS?

And then what?

If your borders are so tightly controlled, you’re going to turn away enough false positives that everything else will crawl to a halt.

That’s in an entirely “efficient” scenario.

You’re hiring people who are desperate for money, i.e. people who are more likely to accept bribes, which just completely undermines this whole stupid system.

It just seems to me like they’re trying to maximise both bureaucracy and immense cruelty. Am I missing something?

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