I encourage your enthusiasm for writing and suggest you just forget about the old site. You can bookmark important conversations/announcements. We don’t have all them niche discussions, but folks such as them can get fucked.

[insert picture of the u.s. White House I am too much of a topside overpass troll to bother]

Tell me that doesn’t work. Someone tell this person to tell me that doesn’t work. I have been watching MASH the last three days and I know a lot. Does that work though?

“Two found dead in flooded basements”

Both more concise and more clear. Since you seem to dislike both pedantry and clarity.

She, the demon and the dog are all SCPs, holding each other in symbiotic containment.

The city of Cincinnati needs to rethink its priorities. Dig up central parkway and finish the subway. Oh sorry, I do love getting trapped at the lockland split, or the lateral, or my favorite: colerain and Galbraith. But nah

Can’t trust anybody who doesn’t build an offline only mode into their always online crap. I see a resurgence of the Luddites incoming. Get your old dot matrix printers going.

Get this DLC: can’t sleep because your body feels weird

What?

I can smell your weird skin and hair. Are you familiar with feline scatological health creams? I have samples!

Didn’t watch it either. My ex did very well at popcorn with ghee and a nice pot, forget if cast iron or what. Nutritional yeast as well.

Were the fallout 3 graphics that bad? Oof.

Nirvana, Alanis, new oasis album, biggie and Tupac got shot, kinda in there

Sorry. Need to check my handy style book, but E-Mail is probably most correct usage

yeah it’s by marquis de latte, also crowned as the prince of flow, obviously.

It’s quite common among Christians in the u.s. Probably somehow related to Kellogg and Graham, of cereal and crackers. Those types were obsessed with preventing masturbation and pleasure.

Now you, not sure about. Your dad, we could hang. /s

Yeah it kinda works if the kids correctly think you’re awful

Now you fucked up your family and manipulated them into liking ac/dc. Where is the win?

Hadn’t thought of appendicitis prevention as an Avenue for cultists’ insanity. You may have just written into being some new bs for 2030.

/s

you are now so old that south park seems mild, yet its silly cartoons continue to annoy the president and his sycophants.

is this what you want for the youths? an economnomic model based on collecting underpants!? Step 2 is just A QUESTION MARK?