That’s the interpretation from the modern perspective on relationships. The tale is from a time where women (well, more like girls to be exact) were married off without any say of their own, and the tale was supposed to tell them “hey, we know the guy we’re forcing you to marry seems like a hairy monster, buuuuut if you can look past that he might be nice actually!”

Haha you amateurs, I don’t even need to get high for that!

Best to worst: 83752461

“You’ve made a correct observation, now please provide an argument why the social construct of x should not be adhered to. X is dumb and I don’t wanna is not sufficient.”

The good timeline

Trump removes restrictions regarding eligibility to become president to prepare for a third term

Zohran wins

Outlaws GOP

I recently found out that javascript’s .sort() function, when called without arguments on an array of numbers, converts them all to strings and sorts them alphabetically 🤡

It released in 2005 or so and has been less popular than the competing Nintendo DS, so it’s not like it’s a commonly known handheld nowadays. I still have mine but sadly it has some issue where multiple pixel columns of the screen are getting swapped around, I really liked that little thingy :(

If you write “person xyz dies in a month” you have plenty of time to write down thousands of names before the first one dies, and in all this time you can always make the reasonable assumption that it won’t work anyways.

I just eat the shaft raw as a crunchy snack while the pubes are cooking. It’s great when dipped in some soy sauce.

I have a hard time deciding what’s worse, a president that tweets while drunk or a president that cannyot spell his own name while sober

Me too! I didn’t expect this pillow to be this popular.

Also, I’m sorry about Sweets :(

GF recently wanted to buy Ms office because she had a nice looking CV template for it that would not work well in LibreOffice. So I spent some hours making a good one without Ms crap, just so they would not get anymore money.

Unless the mole just doesn’t have hair on its face or ass or somewhere, then it’s possible to comb all hairs flat.

Amazing how they got the single Korean child existing right now for their format

Better yet, how about - I know this might sound unrealistic, completely outlandish even, but bear with me - affordable housing?

Just imagine, the homeless could shit in their own houses!

Not “make them meow to my will”, missed opportunity tbh, King Carolus Felis will see to your punishment.

I thoroughly recommend sleeping as well, in fact, I am lying in bed right now and should be doing it.

Even if it was raping little boys and not terrorism, they’d simply not accuse the church.

Should have put the sleepy hat on themselves, not the teddy. Froggo had none to blame but itself.

This is the first time I hear about this, is this just a way to get normally inadmissable evidence admitted through some bullshit loophole or is there an actual good reason to have this system?