• What the pfargtl?
• Biscuits!
• Martha Faulker!
• Bob Saget!

I also take the oven approach to bacon, but I save the grease in a jar and use it for frying eggs and potatoes later.

To build on the original comment, my common breakfast option is also potatoes, eggs and bacon but I usually throw them in a tortilla with cheese and salsa. Perhaps more often I make the same thing, but with peppers and onions instead of bacon. In my mind it’s a little healthier, but admittedly not much.

Yep. I also keep an infrared thermometer in my kitchen. Sometimes it’s really nice to know the surface temp of a pan too.

This was my go-to for a while. I still keep this one on hand, but I recently have been defaulting to Hoff Sauce more recently. If you see it for sale, I recommend you give it a try.

Realizing people repeat things said by other people without taking the time to understand them should help you understand other people a lot.

I was in the hospital last month and the screen lock on the computer cart that they use to access your records and record information was showing advertisements.

It wasn’t even medical related. It was for a fast food chain.

When I was younger, we moved around a lot, and as side effect of that, we paid for a storage unit to hold less frequently used stuff. Around the time I started high school, we managed to buy a house, and moved everything from the storage unit into our home. In it there was a picnic basket that I had never seen before. I remember looking inside and finding a horrible smelling bag of “bread” which was actually a black liquid with lumps in it. There was also some individually wrapped cheese slices which visually speaking were indistinguishable from any I could buy in the store today.

I think I was the bullet my relationships dodged. I didn’t realize how broken my childhood was and how shitty I treated my girlfriends. I don’t know what changed. Maybe it was just putting some distance between me and my family, but something let me develop a little perspective. I wish I could go back and apologize to so many exes.

Yep. This here is me.

I like them both, but im allergic to cats so I only have a dog.

I am going to guess a fascist did.

That’s not surprising to me at all. He seems like he would be.

I don’t remember where I was made aware of it, but it was probably this. I used to listen to NSTAAF regularly. This fact probably just got buried in the back of my head until it had the opportunity to come out now.

Yep, the same sound as when you yawn. I can make it happen without yawning. Honestly, I can only make it for 5-10 seconds before I get “tired”.

Regarding clicks …I’ve no idea what that one is.

Related: I’ve imagined a story where the obedient grunts in the military realize they just the nameless henchmen in an evil organization.

This was a really recent realization for me. I am one of the people who can voluntarily activate the tensor tympani muscles in my ears to create a low level rumbling sound. I recently tried explaining this to someone else and they still think I am making it up.

I think so. Pretty sure it’s vampire fangs and a uvula.

I hope you are wrong, but I’m not sure you are.

It took me way to long to figure out what the background was.

“Nothing worth mentioning, you?”