I pass on grass

(grass-flavored beer)

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I’ll bite: what is ‘C***’ in this context?

Edit: Found it via google, see you next Tuesday.

I’m sorry, did I read that right? The president’s name is BOWSER??

Good point, I suppose they are one and the same.

To me the stock market was started as a way for individual business owners to raise capital to make a large purchase (open a factory, etc.). Then it became a novel way to speculate on the FUTURE performance of some business. It’s become a way to make money by playing on the emotions of other investors.

The Artist (2011)

I suppose saying “natural log” invalidates the last limerick - I’ll allow it.