Oh! Sänk yu, Jürgen!

Afaik Teams is just Skype for Business rebranded with a new UI and more features so the spirit lives on

Still it is impressive how Microsoft managed to kill a voip & messaging service that had established itself to the point where you would use the brand name as a verb (at least in some languages)

Ohhhhh, so point 5 is why I am still single :')

As far as I know a lot of Windows users are unhappy with Windows itself but can’t/won’t make the switch for various reasons. I don’t mean them, they are usually very nice.

I mean those people who judge you for not using Windows because “Linux is crap because of drivers and updates” (as if those were uncomplicated/unproblematic on Windows) and then blame every tiny inconvenience on Linux. One dude I used to play games with topped it when they blamed my Linux distro for him experiencing lags claiming Linux was “messing with the game server” (before that they used to say “switch back to Windows” every time I encountered lags or similar).

I REALLY want to see normies “manually correct” their machines after bragging with Windows supremacy for so long

No, I would rather do a side job than selling my nude body - even if I was to keep it as anonymous as possible. I feel very strongly about unauthorized people seeing my private parts - and by unauthorized I mean anyone I don’t have a sexual affection for.

And I would be ashamed even more if friends, colleagues or family got a hold of my OF and somehow figured out it was me (for example super drunk me could easily leak myself for whatever stupid reason).

I am aware that I would likely have a fanbase as I am a slim short king in my early 20s but I am making enough with my job and the regular IT stuff my friends and family come up with (building & upgrading PCs, fixing software & hardware issues, helping with privacy issues, selfhosting and smart home tech… the standard stuff) and I feel that I would make less or have less relaxed quality time if I was to do OnlyFans.

As for your friend. If they have any hobby they could make a side job (like I am doing with IT service) I would do that before. I got a creative artist friend who makes artworks and puts them on Etsy and another one does music & patreon and keep OnlyFans as the nuclear option.

There are people out there doing it in real life

Not me 😎

Or when you use a German toilet model - the one with the poop bowl - and it touches the poo.

(And you don’t even need that much of an oversize for this to actually happen)

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Oh, I’ll definitely try that. Thanx for the advise! :3

Ahh shit I’m not hot enough. Even self-pressuring isn’t working :((

in German they say “Für ein strahlendes Lächeln” (for a radiant/beaming smile)

At least you don’t have to worry about caries anymore 💀

Oh oh, I’ve got one too. It’s not containing Asbestos but Thorium (or Radium respectively) tho.

“Doramad radioactive toothpaste”

“Creates natural freshness in the mouth!”

“Special biological healing effects by radium rays. A thousand times medically prescribed and recommended.”

“What does Doramad do? Through its radioactivity, it increases the defenses of teeth and gums. The cells are charged with a new vigorous life energy, which inhibits bacteria in their destructive ability. Hence the exquisite prevention and healing effect on gum diseases. Polishes enamel to the softest shiny white. Prevents tartar approach. Good foam, new taste, pleasant, mild and refreshing. Use extensively.”

Quick disclaimer: The last two quotes can be found on Wikipedia but they are not backed up with sources.

As an AI language model, I fully agree with your last point.

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Yeah, I didn’t expect much more of this, and then a bunch of those bored Yahoo Tech Bros think Elon would really make a train :')