Egypt is 1,596 km away from Greece in OUR world. But they’re in a whole new world.
I think they just did some camera trick to cut out most of the travel time and not make the movie longer.
Now I’m just imagining in every movie or TV show if we had to watch people travel in real time to wherever they were going lol. Sounds painful.
This one would be a great test of just HOW captivating David Tennant’s brilliance is 😄
So they were singing on that carpet for hours.
Time moves differently during a musical number, anyway. They regularly skip forward to the next scene that can be hours or even days away.
OP has never heard of a montage
That’s the thing where you tie each other up for sexual gratification, right? Like in that Twilight fanfic? 😛
No. It’s the agreement you sign with a bank when buying a house.
That’s the not-so-fun sexual innuendo.
My banking relationship is non sexual. However, they still manage to fuck me.
and I keep going back for more
The original non binary polygamous relationship
Yes
Wait… If you both tie each other up, how do you you get out?
Do they think movies play in real time? What do they think when there’s a scene change?
The camera is jumping to an alternate reality where events happened just a little bit sooner than in the previous universe, but time is constant across universes.
OP forgot that the magic flying carpet is magic
And plot armor is the effective heat shield
You’re such a mathematician. Saying something is real because your calculations say its real. Eventhough the evidence that’s right in front of your eyes, clearly shows that they are stil alive and unscathed, they didn’t even appear to have noticed the immense speed that they were traveling.
Clearly this is the work of aliens with a technology so advanced that our smooth brains can’t even comprehend the math necessary to calculate it. So that explains everything, you’re welcome.
I was going to rip on taking a cartoon too seriously, but then I remembered getting annoyed at superwhy, which is an ABCs show for toddlers. They had an episode where they landed on Saturn, and it was sandy. I had a to give my then 2 year old an impromptu lesson on what a gas giant was and that her favorite show was fucking wrong. I was so irritated that an education show would do that lol.
Good parent. You can show her this instead: (mostly accurate) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MM1-lbwNJ3c
Just land on a moon of Saturn at that point.
Maybe they were just in Vegas the whole time.
I just assume that it was time dilation due to editing. The actual journey was much longer. Don’t think about it too much cause then you’ll start to wonder how long that song actually is, and then you’ll start to question why anyone randomly breaks out into song to begin with, and how everyone seems to know the lyrics despite being complete strangers.
You didn’t get the message about 5pm singing practice?
Shhhh, don’t tell Truman!
Uhm, and where does he store his shaving utensils on that carpet? Or is he still too young to grow a beard?
It’s magic.
The range on Blink is OP AF.
What game are we playing? I feel like i’ve said this while playing starcraft 2 about the tier 1 protoss ranged units (stalkers?).
If Neil degrassi Tyson was like this maybe he’d be a bit more tolerable
(frame shift drive charging)
Nah, they just did a bunch of takes for the music video.
at 1:48 they’re in Agrabah, a place that doesn’t exist
at 1:59 they’re in Agrabah, a place that doesn’t exist
Slightly bigger problem is that those speeds will also rip the atmosphere a new hole, which means not just vaporised carpet and riders, but the area around them as well as the kinetic and thermal energy from phasing through the air at 6 figure speeds is imposed on the surrounding area.
Reminds me of Spy magazine’s analysis of our good friend Santa Claus: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-physics-of-santa-and-his-reindeer/
