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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 10 months ago

Anatomy Pickup Lines

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Anatomy Pickup Lines

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    I actually met my wife because I commented on her ankles. At a bar, she went the wrong way and did a 180. I saw how beautiful she was, wanted to take a shot, mentally went down the list of appropriate body parts to comment on without coming off creepy or thirsty, and shouted, “Nice ankles.”

    Don’t knock it folks.

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      Women: Just don’t look at my bony knees!

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      “All the good ankle is taken” - Mr Burns

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    Well, I got arrested. I hope you’re happy…

  • VeganPizza69 Ⓥ@lemmy.world
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    There’s a TV show about this… “Strange Planet” (TV too)

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      Strange Planet is a… TV show?

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        https://www.imdb.com/video/vi4288399129/?ref_=tt_vi_t_2

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    I’m already swooning.

    • fossphi@lemm.ee
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      Time to start gooning

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        Not in front of my tooning!

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    Alright Zuckerberg calm down

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    That last one has me stumped… Their hands look like they’re good at sprinting from a standstill? 🤔

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      It means their limbs look strong (they look fit)

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        Fun fact tapairs have prehensile cocks!

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        Fair 😁

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      I’m pretty sure they only talked about torque and nothing about sprinting.

      In case you learned about torque from a gearhead, torque is essentially a measure for the rotational effect of force around a fulcrum. So, since most (all ?) of our limb motions are turning around some pivot point (joints), we can measure torque for all of those.


      Now I realise how hard it was for them to define torque to me as a child.

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        In case you learned about torque from a gearhead

        Yeah, English isn’t my first language and the first time I heard the word was watching Top Gear as an adult a decade or two ago, so that’s my most immediate association 😄

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    If you use number 4, you should prepare thyself for what comes next.

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    Deleted scenes from Eye of Argon?

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    The fibers one is excellent. I will be using that in the future.

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