“Time Magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the Worst of All Time,” Trump wrote on Truth Social early on Tuesday. “They ‘disappeared’ my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird!” He went on to call the image “a super bad picture that deserves to be called out.”
Image description: The Time Magazine cover from April 13, 1936, depicting Adolf Hitler.Curious what they wrote about him. I bet they were praising him too?
Its been a while but I believe it was about turning the German economy around.
They slob his knob with this cover and it’s still not enough for this bald baby
I’m sorry, does he not know what the fucking letter “M” is?
Holy shit I think that’s actually what he meant
I thought it was his own hair be was complaining about, but I’m convinced it’s the M now.
He really is a narcissistic dumbass of epic proportions.
He also doesn’t know he’s going bald apparently, despite probably spending an hour swirling his cotton candy hair every day for the last 35 years.
This is going over my head, what am I missing?
The second part of Trump’s comment, about the “small crown”… I didn’t see anything either, but maybe he’s referring to the “M” in “TIME”
Huh, is his triumph after his struggle? Maybe an autobiographical novel he could title “my struggle”?
Every article title there is vomit inducing.
Mein Triumph by Trump
timeline really sucks
They ‘disappeared’ my hair
Oh, ‘time’ definitely disappeared his hair — just not the ‘Time’ he’s thinking of
I honestly can’t tell anymore if he’s just so committed to the lie that he has hair to preserve his ego. Or if he actually has become so delusional that he believes he still has a full head of hair at 79. This reality is stupid and I hate it here
“Wtf why did you depict me in a christlike fashion with a literal halo”
Oh so we don’t like heresies today?
Time Magazine 🤮
The bad photo is the only good thing and tbh it looks like virtue signaling to “critical” readers aka “look at this bad photo, we totally don’t suck up tro Trump”
I think it’s more likely they struggled really hard to find any flattering angle, and this is the best they came up with.
Photographies from bottom up are rarely flattering so i don’t think thats it. I mean Trump is a very old dude, so there are no “sexy” pics of him but there are for sure better pictures.
Tbh the most logical explanation is that they knew Trump would make a fuss about a somewhat bad picture and thus generate more attention, while the article strokes his ego and thus prevents real actions taken.
Counterpoint: They’re an independent media organization. They didn’t have to write an article fellating our mad king. It’s so obviously meant to appeal to him, it makes me question any journalistic integrity they may have once had…
dude hitler was person of the year, time has always been shit
Israeli hostage and Palestinian prisoners?
Ya go fuck yourselves Time.
And someone fucking release the Epstein files.
I hope whomever owns the rights to that photo makes it available to southpark.
The photos they’ve been using for trump are perfect and this would fit right in!
Be happy, they did capture your neck vagina well.
I’ve jerked off to some shameful content but once I got started ICE raided my house and Noem shot my puppy.
Talk about literally everything except how he nutted on somebody’s kids
thought this is fake news or onion material but sadly with a heavy sigh did some digging and it appears to not only be real but trump has been on the cover several times
https://time.com/4471113/donald-trump-magazine-covers/
https://time.com/5928282/donald-trump-time-covers/
That is the most flattering picture I’ve seen of him in a while. He almost looks human in that photo.
His neck looks like inside out vulva.
New kink unlocked
He prefers the angry old man mugshot look in his pictures for some reason
They ‘disappeared’ my hair,
No, I can definitely see that one wispy hair in the picture.
Why no hair Trump whines about time cover
FTFY
