No no. He has on multiple times confirmed he’s going to do that.

In response, most experts agree that if they even attempt it, the mountain isn’t strong enough to support any more deep rock drilling. If they try, the likelyhood is, the entire mountain and all 4 heads collapse and crumble into itself.

…no?

My memory tells me this is a real photo from his first term. When he fed that basketball team, when the government was shut down, so he had no kitchen staff.

But logic tells me this isn’t real. This can’t be real. None of this is real. It can’t be! This makes no sense! This is all just a bad dream…

Dammit. I typed that, and then said “no…that don’t look right…”

Then I typed “asterict”, and said “That don’t look right either…”

I mean…to be fair, he did achieve all his promises. He got people back to work, making living wages.

There’s just this HUGE astrict next to that statement that he did so by murdering millions of people, thus creating a demand for jobs. He also only counted German born white heterosexual males. Sure, unemployment was virtually nonexistant, but women, gays, mentally challenged, other races all were not included in the employment pool.

And the jobs they held were manufacturing war efforts. Whether that was building tanks, making food rations, drilling for oil, it all paid a living wage, and they got to blame someone who wasn’t them.

You ALWAYS have to look for the astrict. It’s like the terms and conditions of the monkeys paw.

grandma

his brain cancer

…what?

Literally how hitler became popular in Germany. He basically said “your lives are shit, this country should be ashamed of how poor it’s gotten, but I’m here now to improve everyones lives, and blame it on someone who isn’t you”.

And people said “Yeah, that guy isn’t afraid to tell the truth!”

History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes.

I mean, yeah. We all do that.

42 year old here.

Anyone else want to hide behind it, and use it as cover as we shoot nerf guns at whoever walks by?

It’s still Dec 31st.

Edit: Greetings all timezones east of here! It is now Jan 1st, and it is YOU who is behind!

GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE!!! IT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE!!! but that might be because it’s cold as balls outside, so I’m having a salted caramel hot chocolate with marshmellows.

What? Yes I’m 42, but it’s fucking delicious!

What is a whipped cream charger?

No…it looks like a pile of sauce.

Then why don’t we light a sparkler everyday at midnight?

C’mon man. Thanksgiving has pie! And Turkey! And a celebration of a meal between two warring peoples…who we eventually genocided…hey look! Cranberry Sauce!

Why couldn’t it have been Earth???

Orrrrrrr, what if instead of cramming 4 million people onto the streets of NYC to watch a big ball drop, we instead rent out madison square garden, and have like…500 naked women on the floor, and dozens of other naked women in the stairs of the stands.

Some kind of dance routine, that involves lots of jumping and shaking.

I’d watch that. And I’d be warm.

Thats not what that means.

Also, thats not how that works.

Wild orgies.

Speaking of gooning…

I always thought you were a member of Star Wolf!