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3·3 days agoIf you came up to me and asked me to join you on a voyage across the north sea in a sailboat, with modern gps, life vests, flares, etc I would just laugh. Now doing it with a viking longboat and the stars to navigate? How could anyone sit down to row with such massive balls in the way?
5·4 days agoWhere else you going to get the eye of sauron tattooed on to your body?
Yeah, tattoo artists from the sounds of it.
Huh, I always assumed Bugs was calling Elmer an ancient fortress is Syria.
We’re going to need a bigger box.
All grey to me baby!
If you stare too deeply into the tooth, the tooth stares back into you.
Are you trying to tell me there weren’t 1 million Persians at the battle of Thermopylae?!
Ran out of budget for the good stuff, had to use knockoff sound effects.
No, Mother, that’s just Aurora Borealis.
12·11 days agoThey eat even tinier frogs.
invade would be Canada
How boot not, eh?
11·13 days agofire’s always cool in my book.
I think you’re doing fire wrong, friendo.
13·13 days agoKid: Dad I’m hungry!
Dad1: Hi hungry, I’m Dad!
Dad2: Hi Dad, I’m Dad!
Dad1: Hi Dad! I’m Dad!
Etc for an infinite loop.
It’s over 9000!