Honestly, at this point I’ll take the win when I can get it. This is a good move, but doesn’t change all the Nazi bs.

Now explain why to the masses.

Large protest 200-300 easy. I’m in a ruby red midsized town

Kind of like punching your neighbor in the face, shooting yourself in the foot, then begging your neighbor for help.

4. Buy all the assets for pennies on the dollar.

If they’re willing to brazenly attack Social Security, maybe they don’t care about elections anymore.

“Abe, Abe. Kill your son.Just kill him man. Do it! Your God demands it, pussy! Do it!”

“Oh myself! You were actually going to do it! Don’t be crazy I was joking!”

just one more chance bro. i promise bro just one more chance and it’ll fix everything bro. bro… just one more chance please just one more. one more chance and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro c’mon just give me one more chance i promise bro. bro bro please i just need one more chance

-Cucky Shoomer (via ActBlue)

I’m sure this time will be different.

And now here I am.

Dead, Dead, and Eddie

I remembering playing this on Gamecube and hating it. Maybe it was the controls or my stupid kid brain? Or it’s just not for me

Man. That would be so much better.

Is there any way to tell if certain gender-pairs were more common in interspecies mating between sapiens and neanderthals? For example, are we able to tell if the male partner was more or less likely to be sapien or neanderthal?

How were we able to procreate with a different species? Are there other instances of this in nature?

I thought mating two species created sterile offspring (mules).

I honestly don’t fully understand the Kamala hate. I know she was a prosecutor, but I don’t remember having a strong negative opinion of her in 2020.

Holy fuck, I haven’t seen a Ken M posr in a decade.

Honk honk

Look, do we really want to lose our Supreme Court majority. If Ryan wins we could lose our 5/4 majority on the court!

Paul Ryan stopped in North Dakota for a stump speech today (he’s the presumptive Republican nominee).

President Hillary Clinton joined presidential hopeful Gavin Newsome onstage ahead of the DNC in a few weeks.

Polls are split down the middle between Ryan and Newsome with some on the left calling Ryan’s tax proposals too extreme.