I love how no matter how much the market makes it explicitly clear that an idea is absolutely terrible, Microsoft will just be like, “we’re doing it anyway, fuck you.” The best argument for Linux is just to gesture vaguely at Windows.

It’s a limitation of the hardware.

So what you’re saying is I have two eyes in my beeholes?

But what came first, the human or the egg?

Hold on, wait a minute, pause. There are people who think that bugs have lungs?

Turns out, when you give the felon the keys to the prison, they open it and let their friends out.

Trump acts like a far right extremist, therefore, Trump is a far right extremist.

If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck…

That’s because Donald Trump is a far right extremist.

You know that list of the richest people in the world?

I don’t know. Maybe.

Protecting their own.

I can dislocate four of my fingers. I can use this to do the finger splits.

I can also lay all my fingers flat on my palm (same hand, I’m not being a smartass). Can’t bend them all the way back though.

I mean, kind of. Conservatives don’t view Donald Trump and Elon Musk as the wealthy elite that they are. They view them as “political outsiders”. So yeah, people want change from the status quo, because the status quo is broken for so many.

I don’t think the guy making 12 million dollars a year off the suffering of the poor counts as a fall guy.

Robin Hood, famous fascist.

I sure hope so with how difficult the rich are making it to just fucking get by in this world. Just having more wealth and power than anyone in the history of mankind isn’t enough for them; they have to make sure everyone else has nothing.

You can also buy mustard. Like, hello! All someone has to do is boil that, and they have mustard gas!

Objectively, Chinese characters look cooler than latin characters, so he can just shut up and let us get water tattooed on us.

You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

And by “mess with the bull”, I mean exist in American society. And by “get the horns”, I mean get fucked over by an impersonal and impassionate system designed by the wealthy to only sustain their own wealth at the expense of everyone else.

I have a collection of vintage phones. Like, rotary phones from the 60s and earlier. I’d probably drop them. It would be very loud.