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hperrin@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Wood smells like we should be able to eat it, but we can't.

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Wood smells like we should be able to eat it, but we can't.

hperrin@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • MHanak@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    A beaver wrote this

    • suction@lemmy.world
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      Huh, always had Beavers down as ThinkPad T-Series users…

    • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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      11 months ago

      don’t beavers eat wood

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    Cinnamon and sumac are two common spices that are made from grinding up tree bark.

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      Also ginger.

      And technically wormwood too, although that’s more you drinking water that is soaked into wood.

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        Ginger is a root, maybe you’re thinking of something else?

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          Eh what is a root if not wood that is covered in dirt

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            So is a potato wood? A carrot?

            Ginger is not a tree. It’s a flowering plant.

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              A potato is not a flowering plant it’s a tuba, such as an onion. Totally different thing entirely to a bit of wood attached to a tree.

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                And potato is a tuber but an onion is not. Both are flowering plants. So is ginger.

                Ginger has nothing to do with ‘a bit of wood attached to a tree’ which is exactly my point.

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          The root of a tree. Made of wood.

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            11 months ago

            No, ginger is not a tree.

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      You using a different kind of sumac than the rest of us? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumac#In_food

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        I stand corrected on that one. I assumed it was sumac bark, and you know what they say about assumption. It makes an ass out of u and mption.

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        The bit about powdered sumac (bark?) being a powerful dye for marble is pretty interesting. I wish there was an example photo.

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    That’s what whiskey is for

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    U can eat it. Its just not particularly nutritious or paletable.

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      I still wonder why if we need more fiber in our diets we don’t just toss wood pulp in everything.

      Apparently supplemented processed fiber gives you liver cancer though.

      Tldr: Inulin bad.

      https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/diets-high-in-processed-fiber-may-increase-risk-of-liver-cancer-in-some-people

      I wonder how depression era sawdust bread would work though.

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        The study that your article references is a mouse study, so the relevance to humans is questionable.

        In addition, fiber is shown to be beneficial to humans primarily when comparing the standard American diet to a high-fiber diet. This is likely because fiber is mostly non-digestable by humans (as we’ve lost the ability to digest fiber more than 2-million years ago unlike our closest living great-ape cousins), and acts as a physical barrier to the absorption of sugars and starches which also helps to lower insulin spikes.

        If you do not eat a high-carb diet (such as a ketogenic diet), then eliminating the undigestable matter (i.e. fiber) from your diet is probably beneficial because you’ll be able to absorb more nutrients and get rid of constipation-related issues.

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        A lot of processed foods do have wood pulp in it. Often labeled celulose to hide that they just putting wood pulp in ur food.

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    We can, and do, eat wood. It’s listed as “cellulose” in the ingredients, and it’s in everything. Your ice cream, your bread, probably up in yo closet doin your Mamma right now

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      That’s made from plants, including trees, but that’s not really what I’m talking about.

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      Daaayum

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    Wood is notoriously hard to digest. After wood evolved, it took millions of years before funghi and bacteria evolved the ability to decompose it. And that’s why we have oil now.

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      Coal, not oil, but it’s still an interesting fact.

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      Wood is the reason for climate change!

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        And now these hippies want to plant even more trees.

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          Who are they to stand in the way of climate change‽

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      There was a point during that millions of years where there were areas of thousands of feet deep layers of dead trees. It still boggles my mind.

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        Would you be willing to find a good article explaining this further? This sounds really neat and I’d like to know how scientists figured this out :O

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      (the oil helps us digest wood)

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    I’m guessing it sort of came from the fact that we cook food with burning wood. Less so now, but burning wood meant cooked food for 200k years.

    I don’t think wood smells like it is edible, but a fire can remind me of food through smell.

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    You can bake sawdust into bread lol https://youtu.be/MTC_ETWa3JA

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      Or a Rice Crispy if you’d rather

      https://youtu.be/AKDal51f5LU?si=mhnNuCnT4FCiUHxe

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    You can. I know a guy who eats a birch log every year. He literally sits on the couch pulling splinters from the log and chews on them while watching tv. He also grinds his egg shells and mixes with oatmeal.

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      Are you sure your friend isn’t just three beavers in a long coat?

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      This sounds like a terrible idea in the long-term.

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        Why? It’s basically just fiber.

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        Wood is a renewable resource

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      Is this a thing? Why does he do it?

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        He believes there’s some health benefits to it

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      A friend of mine doesn’t peel shrimp tails

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        🤢

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          I don’t peel shrimp tails either. I don’t eat shrimp.

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    uhhhhh what

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    There are plenty alcohols, like whiskey and wine, that are supposed to have “oaky” flavors due to the barrels they’re kept in.

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    Hey nobody’s stopping you from gnawing on some cedar shavings my dude.

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    Have you ever made love to a greased up knot in a tree trunk?

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      Tek-knight has

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      Not yet.

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    No it doesn’t

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    This comes to mind: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bark_bread

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