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kriz@slrpnk.netOPto
Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world•SLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.
3·20 days agoOk google a crime every day AND get a job where you get covered in DNA. Barber yes but also Sewer Cleaner, Pornstar, Body Mopper…
kriz@slrpnk.netOPto
Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world•SLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.
5·20 days ago“Your honor my client is interested in all kinds of crimes, this has no bearing on this case”
He’s ready for the ring!
kriz@slrpnk.netto
News@lemmy.world•Political commentators should avoid open, outdoor venues, law enforcement expert says
3·3 months agoWow galaxy brain expert!
Like 3 frames later his head falls off, which makes the post funnier for me
kriz@slrpnk.netto
World News@lemmy.world•How Did Hunger Get So Much Worse in Gaza?English
19·5 months agoHmm I wonder how it happened? Oh well guess it’s just natural causes.
kriz@slrpnk.netto
Jingszo !@lemmy.world•The Secret to Hibernation Is Hidden in Human DNA and We Might One Day Activate It
2·5 months agoYeah I feel like I’ve already activated this
kriz@slrpnk.netOPto
Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world•SLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.
11·5 months agoThings might get too hot in the sauna. I guess. Yeah you’re right I forgot about the sauna.
Propaganda. Even with massive propaganda against being “lenient”, a large majority of Americans support it.
Example: “most respondents (86%) did not believe that homelessness could be solved by increased law enforcement to keep people from sleeping outdoors on public property.”
I like BIG BULBS and I cannot lie…
55 lamps 55 candles 55 flashlights 55 matches 55 mirrors 55 porch lights 55 bulbs
I don’t get the point of trying to start a national trend of calling Trump a chicken. Are you trying to goad him into following through with the worst of his plans? I’m glad whenever he chickens out I want him to chicken out MORE, not less.
kriz@slrpnk.netOPto
Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world•SLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.
11·8 months agoBlinking is superior. Without blinking, you could be staring for up to a minute at the clock unsure if time is moving or even if it exists. Theblink immediately tells you that time is working.
kriz@slrpnk.netOPto
Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world•SLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.
31·8 months agoSimple fix: use a strip of electrical tape over your eyes
kriz@slrpnk.netOPto
Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world•SLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.
32·8 months agoOh so you’re one of those ppl obsessed with frame rates
It’s because the year feels twice as long
kriz@slrpnk.netto
World News@lemmy.world•Spain: massive nationwide housing protests expectedEnglish
12·9 months agoHope everyone here in the USA pays attention to this!
kriz@slrpnk.netto
News@lemmy.world•Trump overhauls US elections in new executive order, including proof of citizenship
5·9 months agoIt’s still a win for Trump. He can ignore the courts like he always does and then throw out votes he doesn’t like because they were “illegal”.
kriz@slrpnk.netto
News@lemmy.world•Trump signs executive order requiring proof of citizenship to register to vote in federal elections
8·9 months agoStill dangerous even if challenged. First, he ignores any court orders. Second, when “elections” come around he can say blue states didn’t follow the law and throw out their votes.


It should not be reported that Israel is reviewing this. They always just say they are going to review something to get a headline like this. Israel approves of its massacres.