kriz@slrpnk.net · 5 days agoSLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.message-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1298
arrow-up1298message-squareSLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.kriz@slrpnk.net · 5 days agomessage-square31linkfedilink
x4740N@lemm.ee · edit-214 days agoSLPT: Set your phone notification sound to the Samsung notification sound so people think you can afford expensive phones message-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up122
arrow-up122message-squareSLPT: Set your phone notification sound to the Samsung notification sound so people think you can afford expensive phones x4740N@lemm.ee · edit-214 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Theo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days agoWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comexternal-linkmessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up112
arrow-up112external-linkWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comTheo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Puge Henis@lemmy.ml · edit-226 days agoSLPT: On Reddit your supposed to read it on lemmy you should let memessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareSLPT: On Reddit your supposed to read it on lemmy you should let mePuge Henis@lemmy.ml · edit-226 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agoSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up118
arrow-up118message-squareSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 months agoBeing kidnapped in an authoritarian country? Just yell "Down with [Name of the leader]" Police would arrive very soon... message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up153
arrow-up153message-squareBeing kidnapped in an authoritarian country? Just yell "Down with [Name of the leader]" Police would arrive very soon... ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Freshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agoSLPT: leave extra food out for mice so they don't take your foodmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up148
arrow-up148message-squareSLPT: leave extra food out for mice so they don't take your foodFreshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up162
arrow-up162message-squareSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up151
arrow-up151message-squareSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
snek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-23 months agoShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up115
arrow-up115imageShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlsnek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up186
arrow-up186message-squareSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 months agoStriving to make your life meaningful?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up178
arrow-up178imageStriving to make your life meaningful?lemmy.worldsome_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. message-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up174
arrow-up174message-squareSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 months agoSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up135
arrow-up135message-squareSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 months agoSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. message-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up181
arrow-up181message-squareSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 months agomessage-square11linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 months agoSLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. message-squaremessage-square63linkfedilinkarrow-up1356
arrow-up1356message-squareSLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 months agomessage-square63linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 months agoSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. message-squaremessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up189
arrow-up189message-squareSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 months agomessage-square19linkfedilink
athairmor@lemmy.world · 4 months agoSLPT: When you buy a new houseplant, take a photo of it as soon as you get home. That way, you'll be able to look back and see how poorly you've taken care of it.message-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1249
arrow-up1249message-squareSLPT: When you buy a new houseplant, take a photo of it as soon as you get home. That way, you'll be able to look back and see how poorly you've taken care of it.athairmor@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 months agoSLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up143
arrow-up143message-squareSLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-24 months agoSLPT: Having trouble dating in your 30s+? Attend a class on Financially Planning for Divorce to meet wealthy people who will soon be single.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1208
arrow-up1208message-squareSLPT: Having trouble dating in your 30s+? Attend a class on Financially Planning for Divorce to meet wealthy people who will soon be single.plus-squareKit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-24 months agomessage-square14linkfedilink
