We will still give you forms in our made up language. It’s hilarious.

Never knew ancient squids used roads.

I love these, even though I know one day I will trip and fall into the marsh. It hasn’t happened yet, but I know it will.

It’s for scientific purposes!

I am so confused.

Just call 'em seaturtles and landturtles like other Germanic languages. Then you can just ask them how they identify and throw them wherever is best suited.

In my mind the staff made sure to go “wow mr. Missionary thanks for telling us about Jesus!” after a day because they were tired of his shit.

What am I gonna do with 1 GB? I just close the door on my WiFi point with one open socket to create a high WiFi pressure zone. If you close your windows it lasts like a day.

Netherlands: you get asked what kind, or hot water with a box teabags to pick from.

Iced tea is a seperate thing entirely.