Wait what the hell, there’s an actual anti tattoo movement in Germany? That’s legit hilarious

Dang I haven’t managed to sleep in a few days, I won’t fuck that one up again though

All I said is it’s degen behaviour

You are free to look up the word prestine by the way, which literally means in its original condition

You sound sort of like an angry republican

It’s all about politics and tribalism with you people lol

Just got divorced and found out she slept with each tattoo artist she went to and she spent money we didn’t have on those, making her progressively uglier and trashier in the process and embarrassing me in front of my family because I had to even later borrow money from them to recover from said tattoos

My wife was extremely beautiful and was able to book with popular dudes on Instagram because she looked good on their feed but each one was thousands of dollars

I feel like tattoos can only make you look worse or best case, the same, never better. Told her that during our first date I’m sure and after 10 years she almost had nowhere left on her body left to draw on

I think it’s not tattoos itself but the whole thing around all of the artists being fine with sleeping with my wife because she’s hot, I just have such a negative opinion around the entire tattoo culture now and I’m pretty sure like half of tattoo artists are just creeps

Why is not liking tattoos some sort of political affiliation?

Doesn’t Pentagon guy have a bunch of weird ass tattoos?

I’m Canadian and voted green party

Hell yeah brother prestine skin

Sounds like another person with tattoo regret

It’s not her, look up Avril Lavigne replacement theory

I don’t actually believe it but it’s a hilarious thought exercise

Get good and learn a little German you silly American

Try emulating switch games on it. Works well

All tattoos are for degens

I’ve been staying alive by saying “I can always kill myself tomorrow”

I procrastinate every other thing so it’s been a great strategy

Exaggerated obviously. The school is made of brick it wasn’t going to burn if I tried

It never burned down just ruined the microwave

Woah

Dude I was like 12 and severely bullied haha I’m a grown up now with a mortgage and a job

I was. When the bell would ring and the halls were hectic I would put popcorn in the communal microwave and put like 20 min and leave and sometimes nobody would notice till it catches fire

I almost burned down the school a couple times

If tariffs continue for long enough then the value of all cars will skyrocket actually