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I’m sure it may also be due to a lack of anyone joining and the huge protests on horizon. I wonder how pissed the military would be if he does cancel.
They don’t want to work on the weekend any more than you do.
Precious few units will be given leave if it’s canceled. They’ll find something stupid for them to do.
Its time to mop the road during a storm.
Hey is that the first Infrastructure day?
Being all that they can be.
The No Kings protest map is pretty blackened out with dots, they must have told him. Republicans aren’t showing either. It will be a sad, sad North Korean parade in the rain.
Every military parade is a sad display of nonsense, the fact that anyone would think it’s a good idea is like thinking hitler had some innovative ideas about facial hair. dumb.
I’m pissed he ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache, because that’s the only place mine actually grows in. I’m forever doomed to shave my upper lip because of him.
I’m pretty sure Chaplin was pissed about it too.
He sure as shit was!
https://www.charliechaplin.com/en/synopsis/articles/29-The-Great-Dictator-s-Speech
They were also born within a week of eachother. Hitler was a huge Chaplin fan, hence the mustache if I recall correctly.
Absolutely incredible (and hilarious) film.
It also came out in 1940, which, given how cutting the satire was, is pretty fucking ballsy.
That style became popular because you could wear a gas mask with it and it wouldn’t leak.
PO-LEEEECE THAT MOO-STACHE!
Honestly, the mustache is one of the least awful things about him and shouldn’t have caught on as a nazi thing.
But I don’t grow facial hair anyway and personally think neat mustaches look dumb on everyone except tom Lennon, so I don’t really know why I’m standing on a soapbox about it.
Where do you see that red Republicans aren’t showing up?
Maga is a cult now. You have a source?
I think he means the majority of R senators who said they’re busy that day.
Of course, you can’t trust a single word from the mouths of snakes.
Oh… any foot troops will be fucking thrilled! Trust me
Did they end up cancelling it?
Where are the lasers to control the weather that Biden refused to use to save Florida?
I think democrats control the weather but wildfires are caused by Jewish space lasers? Something like that. I dunno.
They were recently outlawed
“Cancelled” would be great! The ultimate Fuck You from whatever God(s) exist.
But, does anyone truly believe Little Donnie Mangolini will let it go that easily??? Something he’s yearned for since Season 1??
Methinks “rescheduled” is a more likely outcome. 🤷♂️
Don’t even think that. He’d expose people to lightning before cancelling
I don’t know. He refused to go to D-Day 50th anniversary memorial ceremony because it was raining and he didn’t want to get wet. I guess it wasn’t his ego on the line, then, and I’m sure the Secret Service is insisting on a covered viewing area, anyway, after the near-miss in Buttler, PA.
Also held inauguration indoors due to bad weather.
The MAGA tears rained harder than the actual rain, lol
If they told him D-Day stood for Donald-Day, he’d have been there
Fair point… 🤷♂️ 🤦♀️
Especially after the whole TACO thing, his ego has got to be running overdrive right now
I’m split. On one hand, thunderstorms in DC in the summer are so obvious and predictable that anyone doing any kind of organizing for an outdoor event would have considered them months in advance and would have contingencies. So “cancelled due to thunderstorms” is obviously a cover for “we’re getting too much pushbacka and don’t want to embarrass ourselves.”
Otoh, not realizing that there is a thunderstorm pretty much every single day in DC in the summer is exactly the level of competence I expect from the Trump admin.
I’d hope protests would shut it down in case the Gods do nothing.
Methinks “rescheduled” is a more likely outcome.
Trump’s flunkies had 4 years to write Project 2025, so of course that shit has been implemented at frightening precision.
But they’re incredibly bad at doing anything on short notice. Expect Four Seasons level brainfarts if they need to improvise a solution yet again.
Knowing trump they’ll make up some fake “security threat” thing to reschedule as opposed to “literally whatever God(s) you believe in don’t want this to happen”
Like the fake security threat happening in my state that conveniently made everyone forget about Elon rambling about Epstein?
They will weave an historically large American flag to cover the entire event.
I will be placing Mother Nature under arrest for raining on my parade! 🫲🍊🫱
🫲🍊🫱
FTFY
He sure as hell wants to rape her already.
Who voted for Mother Nature anyway? By executive order, the weather is now under Scott Pruitt’s control.
He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.
Can’t he just nuke the thunderstorm?
Nuke his country’s capital.
Sure would be nice if the media would stop just repeating his bullshit at face value.
“celebrating 250 years of the U.S. military…” Fuck off. Trump doesn’t give a shit about the military. He wants a show for himself on his birthday. They should make that perfectly clear each and every time instead of just repeating whatever inane bullshit hillbilly barbie says at the podium.
Sing it with me folks!
To be fair, the headline of this article did literally call it a birthday parade.
And then immediately afterwards frame it as the United States 250th birthday. Shenanigans.
He’s just afraid, guys. And chickening out, as usual. Pass the word
T.A.C.O. Trump
Trump Always Chickens Out Trump
The fact that the military’s birthday keeps getting called ‘Trump’s birthday’ shows how far we are sliding into fascism.
Coincidentally, it is both his birthday and the US army’s “birthday.” Both arrived on June 14th, one in 1775 and the other in 1946.
The fact that ya’ll care at all is fucking weird, dude.
Edit: since apparently I wasn’t clear, I’m saying that celebrating your military’s birthday is fucking weird. Ya’ll went places with this one and none of them were remotely close.
The fact that yall don’t care how bad Donald Diddy is is fuckin weird
Congratulations on being fully illiterate, I guess, since I at no point said that I didn’t. In fact, as a Canadian(but more importantly, a human being) I care a great deal about how awful Trump is, thanks.
The context of your comments are so weird. You sure you’re Canadian?
You do know this shit is far from fucking normal, right?
Yup! Which is exactly why I said what I said!
It just tells me that they’re educated on national history. Educated enough to call bullshit when they see it.
What are you on about?
Except that what he’s doing is weird at every level and the military worship of the USA is well documented and bad. This dude is complaining that the military’s birthday is being co-opted by Trump and that’s the sign of facism but I’m wondering why there should even be anything to co-opt in the first place. It’s sucking off the military for so long that’s already clearly pushed the USA towards facism looooong before Trump being a douche did anything.
“Educated on national history”- oh, fuck off.
Makes sense. I see where you’re coming from
Thank you.
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First thought: I hope it gets canceled
Second thought: go ahead and do it, and let Trump wave a flag on top of the biggest float
He’s the guy who looked directly at the eclipse, so yeah, he’d probably do that, too.
TACO of his own parade
If he was nicer, the Democrats could use their weather machine to give him nice weather on his birthday, but he’s been a big meanie lately, so it’s rain for HitlerPig’s birthday.
Maybe he ahould ask Bibi if he can have those Jewish Space Lasers burn away the mean thunder clouds.
Praise the chemtrails!
Perhaps he could order Immigration and Customs Enforcement to deport the weather.
fire everyone at NOAA
Didn’t that already happen?
Why bother when he can just sharpie it into better weather?
Yeah right. Probably cancelling it because he doesn’t want people to show up and ruin his dick-tator moment by protesting.
Then again Diaper Don doesn’t like rain cleaning off his nasty orange makeup and getting in his rats nest.
That is exactly it, he is visualizing all the protestors lined up along the route.
There’s a good chance that there will be more protesters than supporters. That would be beautiful.
It’s a scenario that could lead to absolute disaster(for them, it would be great for us)
National Guard, Protesters, Police, with the chance that the NG lays their arms down or side with the protesters?
They’re shitting themselves nervous over it.
I’d be very surprised if anyone in uniform lays down arms and sides with protestors in this country.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/12/los-angeles-national-guard-troops-marines-morale
There’s a glimmer of hope that they would.
I’ve been reading stories about people growing disillusioned with Trump for almost a decade now and yet nothing ever changes.
There was a bit of a change on November 2020.
Not amongst his supporters. More people voted for him in 2020 than 2016.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s more afraid of an embarassingly small crowd more than protestors.
The crowd is going to be huge, it just isn’t going to be supportive.
I believe he hasn’t showered in years; he’s cleaned with baby wipes by slaves, hence everyone saying he’s so smelly.
He’s smelly because of having a Depends full of liquid shit at all times.
When he finally dies, they’re gonna have to use an acetylene torch to cut the diaper(s) off (my understanding is that it became too difficult to peel the soiled diapers off so they started just stacking them on top). They’ll have to count the layers to determine how long they’ve been like that.
Randy: “How can we tell how old a Donvict is, Mr. Leahy?”
Leahy: “Shit rings, Randy, shit rings”
Also that.
Honestly, probably worried about a bunch of armed people being there possibly to exercise their oath.
So the message is our military can’t perform in th3 rain. Is USPS the last great government force?
To be fair they stated they didn’t want to have an audience out in lightning.
Whatever the case, calling off such festivities is what I’d like to happen anyway. His stupid birthday parade not happening would be a good outcome.
In his mind he’s probably worried that the low turnout would be bad press for him.
You know, rather than concern for the safety of the attendees.
Especially since the nationwide and global protests are going to continue regardless
Bets on Donnie forcing it to go ahead anyway?
Well, the last few wars have been in deserts
Hey, evangelicals, remember how when anything bad happened, it was because God was sad that we weren’t murdering gay people? So does this mean that God hates Trump?
Yes. Why do you think Pestilence was sent during the first term?
I don’t remember RFK Jr from last time
Lol imagine still thinking they give a shit about their obvious hypocrisy
If that’s the case, I’m still hoping for clear skies with a well-placed lightning bolt
