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Happy Weekend, boyz

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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    Are you even sciencing if you don’t drink some piss you found in a beaker somewhere?

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      This is probably worse than piss.

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        Worse health-wise, but probably not worse in how disgusting one would think it is to drink.

    • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee
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      Well, you could say beer is yeast piss.

      I’ll have another (lab brewed yeast piss. From malted grain. Sometimes with hops)

      • dustycups@aussie.zone
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        “Sinking piss” is Australian for drinking.

      • Enkrod@feddit.org
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        malted grain

        You mean aborted barley fetuses?

        • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee
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          My mistake!

          Roasted fetal barley abortions.

          Thanks for the wake up

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    Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.

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      H20

      H2O

      H2S04

      H2SO4

      • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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        H2Pizzle

    • clif@lemmy.world
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      The one I remember from school was phrased slightly differently (but same concept) :

      Poor little Jimmy is lying on the floor, for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4

    • Rolivers@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Two chemists enter a bar. One orders a glass of H2O. The other chemist says I’ll have a glass of H2O too. He bleached his throat and died.

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    distilled water, lab grade ethanol, a couple drops of limonene, and there you go

    • VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz
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      Sadly the Erlenmeyer flask was previously used for some nasty water soluble compounds and just looks clean.

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        rinse -> acetic acid -> rinse -> Acqua regia-> Rinse -> Pirahna solution -> Rinse -> 500°C oven -> Rinse

        I would then drink from it without even worrying

        • VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz
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          Is NileRed then too cautious when he only uses fresh breakers for stuff he is going to eat?

          • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
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            he’s lucky to have a big enough channel to be able to afford 40000$ NMR machines, so a couple beakers aren’t that much of an expense for much more safety

            but as a home chemist, there is NO WAY I’m getting new beakers every time I wanna do edible chem, especially pyrex branded ones like Nile does. Lab equipment, even basic glassware, is ridiculously overpriced

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      Don’t forget the phase-change cooling from the addition of solid state H20.

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        H2O, not H20.

        • mipadaitu@lemmy.world
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          No, they’re talking about a ridiculously high mass isotope of Hydrogen. Turns out it has some wacky properties.

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    I remember reading about a chemistry teacher found dead one morning. he had a habit of consuming the laboratory’s ethanol after hours, and the night before had accidentally poured himself a glass of methanol

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    This makes me think of NileRed

    • KellysNokia@lemmy.world
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      “Today we are making burgers from pocket lint and sodium hydroxide”

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      Love this guy! Real life alchemist right here

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    I’m just glad she’s wearing earings and makeup like a good female.

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      Women doing science? Preposterous.

    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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      Have we communally decided where the proper line should be drawn between lifestyle acceptance, and calling out stereotypes in media? I get what you’re insinuating, but some women do actually seem to enjoy wearing earrings. You could just as notably call out the fact that she has long hair.

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        Some women also commit suicide by drinking lethal chemicals, but that doesn’t mean this picture makes sense.

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          Ya, that… that’s my point…

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    Way to demonstrate the proper usage of PPE there!

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    At least she’s wearing gloves!

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      And goggles. Lord knows what that shit might do to your eyes.

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    EHS would approve the eye protection at least.

  • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    No.

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    deleted by creator

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    Aint no rest for the wicked n money dont grow on trees

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