they do if u kiss me
They do if you kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips
You can only kiss your lips in the mirror
Wise man once said.
Another thought to disturb restful slumber, especially if you are vain: in a mirror you can kiss yourself only on the lips.
Geez, how many accounts does Neil have here…
Not enough, Lemmy is embarrassingly credulous at times.
In English*
Yup, I can’t get past 5 in Norwegian.
that’s one hell of a water bill if you were in the shower counting to one million.
Not if you count using a logarithmic base 10 scale!
What if I say “um” somewhere because I lost my place?
Then it’s your fault for not saying “uh” instead!
And then they touch for every number until 1 trillion
Mine touch at sebbin.
I love this! It doesn’t seem like it could possibly be true, but my 30 seconds of testing haven’t debunked it.
1000 touches.
In french :-)
Touche, ça touche pas
Et touche pas ça touche
Ha ha je connais celui là 😁
!remindme sixty years when i confirm
We do miss that bot here.
there was this one but it had to be whitelisted and i didnt want to spam so i just faked it :)
Mine touch at pebenty peben.
Portuguese (Brasil): 1 (um)
Is this this case in Brasil? In european portuguese your lips don’t touch for um
Yeah, forgot to specify ;P
Found the american.
Easily verifiable by counting to from 0 to 10.
En, to, tre, fire, fem.
1000000 / 5 = 200000
Here’s the proof that Danish is 200.000 times better than English.
Speaking as a fellow Dane, I reject your “touch lips quickly while counting” criteria for language quality, especially since English is much more versatile and universally useful for communication and thus better 😁
As long as you have that ridiculous “to og en halvfjers” counting system, you do not have a superior system 😉
Haha! Yeah truth be told, our number system is completely stupid 😂
Besides the number system you got most things under control in Denmark.
You also have one of the greatest shows, Klovn 😂
Well thank you! Although I find Klovn to be too cringe for me, I do agree on the other statement, I feel incredibly lucky to be born here, where even born into unfortunate circumstances, it’s still possible to get a successful life.
I have watched every episode, it’s hilarious. Episodes ranging from them trying “the godfather of drugs” (heroin), to him stealing a wheelchair. I guess it might be too much for some people though, my wife can not watch it for similar reasons.
I feel the same way about being born in Norway. I come from unfortunate circumstances as you call it, and I am doing well. This is thanks to the extensive free education that I have gotten.
Un deux trois… Mille ! In French (France 🇫🇷) 1000 before lips touch.
… Soixante-neuf, septante ! In French (Switzerland 🇨🇭) 70! (in France it’s soixante-dix 😂)
How to say 90 in Swiss French? In French French the (40x2+10) way drives me crazy
technically, 4x20+10?
Yep right
